A few from me (9)

It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane: 'Would you
Like dinner?' the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front
row. 'What are my choices?' the man asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied.


A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check
tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without blinking an eyelid
she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub.'



A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at a branch of
Sainsbury's store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a passing assistant, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?' The assistant replied, 'I'm afraid not, they're dead.'



A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at a branch of
Sainsbury's store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a passing assistant, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?.'
The assistant replied, 'I'm afraid not, they're dead.'

thanks berniei at last ones we havent heard before

wot ya trying to say


why did the chicken cross the road?

who me?



coz he saw you come

nope....

cos he forgot his brolly


i made that one up maself

Hi there, great fun, I just emailed my friend with the jokes I stole from you!