Only the Irish (7)

Oct 14, 2007 2:16 AM CST Only the Irish
Jacko21
Jacko21Jacko21St. Pauls Bay, Majjistral Malta179 Threads 2,718 Posts
Old Sean lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Mick, who used to help him, was in an English prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Mick, I am feeling a bit down because it looks like I
won't be able to plant me potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old
to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles
would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love, Dad .
A few days later he received a letter from his son:
Dear Dad, For CHRIST'S SAKE,
don't dig up the garden! That's where I buried all them f * g BODIES!
Your loving son, Mick .
At 4am the next morning, a dozen agents from Scotland Yard and
local Police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden down to a
depth of about six feet. That evening, not finding any bodies, they
apologized to the old man and left.
A few days later the old man received another letter from his son:
Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant yer spuds now.
It's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love, Mick .
Oct 14, 2007 2:18 AM CST Only the Irish
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
Good morning Jacko!!

Nice one as usual!! thumbs up

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Oct 14, 2007 2:23 AM CST Only the Irish
Jacko21
Jacko21Jacko21St. Pauls Bay, Majjistral Malta179 Threads 2,718 Posts
Good Morning P-seg, was a beautiful night, watching the lightning, check your mail box in a few minutes forthe days installments of funnies laugh
Oct 14, 2007 2:26 AM CST Only the Irish
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
Ok, will do!! thumbs up

Personally, I prefer summer's heat to this kind of weather. sigh
Oct 14, 2007 2:31 AM CST Only the Irish
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
Ok Jacko...now how about a scottish joke???.....lol, If it's got sheep in it, even better....rolling on the floor laughing
Oct 14, 2007 2:37 AM CST Only the Irish
Jacko21
Jacko21Jacko21St. Pauls Bay, Majjistral Malta179 Threads 2,718 Posts
Still trying to inflate the sheeprolling on the floor laughing I'll have to do a google search for that, not many tell Scottish jokes, not too many understand them eitherrolling on the floor laughing
but at least one Scot has a wicked sense of humour, even though alcohol drivenrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Oct 14, 2007 2:43 AM CST Only the Irish
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
Jeez Jacko.....between the two of us, I'm amazed the poor girl got a word in edgeways!!....but it's true, after the 10th Cisk, she also started to talk the hindleg off a sheep...!!!..laugh
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