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Dear Mick, I am feeling a bit down because it looks like I
won't be able to plant me potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old
to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles
would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love, Dad .
A few days later he received a letter from his son:
Dear Dad, For CHRIST'S SAKE,
don't dig up the garden! That's where I buried all them f * g BODIES!
Your loving son, Mick .
At 4am the next morning, a dozen agents from Scotland Yard and
local Police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden down to a
depth of about six feet. That evening, not finding any bodies, they
apologized to the old man and left.
A few days later the old man received another letter from his son:
Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant yer spuds now.
It's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love, Mick .