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Oct 27, 2007 1:25 PM CST Management Problem . . .
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
An office manager had money problems & had to fire an employee, either Jack or Jill.

He thought he'd fire the employee who came late to work the next morning. Well, both employees came to work very early.

Then the manager thought he would catch the first one who took a coffee break. Unfortunately, neither employee took a coffee break.

Then the manager decided to see who took the longest lunch break - strangely, neither Jack nor Jill took a lunch break that day, they both ate at their desk.

Then the manager thought hed wait & see who would leave work the earliest, and both employees stayed until after closing. Jill finally went to the coat rack so the manager thought he would simply be honest and ask her advice.

He went up to her and said, "Jill, I have a terrible problem. I dont know whether to lay you or Jack off."

Jill said, "Well, youd better jack off - Im late for my bus."
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Oct 27, 2007 1:29 PM CST Management Problem . . .
DizzyDi
DizzyDiDizzyDiLancashire, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 1,761 Posts
nice one rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 27, 2007 1:40 PM CST Management Problem . . .
guitardude89
guitardude89guitardude89Spartanburg, South Carolina USA4 Threads 43 Posts
hahahaha pretty good
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