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Well done Ghost, very funny
Thank you jacko ...I am duly honoured..a compliment from the king of jokes 
Nice ones ghost!! 
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It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
Losing a wife can be hard. In some cases, it's almost impossible.
A man was complaining to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!' 'What happened?' asked the friend. 'My wife found out....
Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful!
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months--I don't like to interrupt her.
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?