List of places to meet people! (57)
Oh my bourbs was that you....I just couldn't help myself around all that fresh, yummy, risen dough the impulse to "pick" you up was so great 
Mind you it was late and the bread had been marked down half price so the only way I could ever imagine I could afford you
Mind you it was late and the bread had been marked down half price so the only way I could ever imagine I could afford you
The bread may have been marked down my dear, but I'm still full price 
Aaahhhhhhh but even if full price maybe not as "fresh" as one would envision 
Let me guess... you want to handle the merchandise to test for freshness
Me thinks you have been "woman-handled" and your "dough" "kneaded" more than enough without me handling your wares Bourbs! 
Well the vision of you has been funny But the list ain't improving.
At the local pool. It is summer and we all need to relax and cool down. And helping with suntan lotion helps.
In america on the beach there are body artists. I don't know if you have them on the big city beaches in Oz. But imagine being one of those at the local pool.
At the local pool. It is summer and we all need to relax and cool down. And helping with suntan lotion helps.
In america on the beach there are body artists. I don't know if you have them on the big city beaches in Oz. But imagine being one of those at the local pool.
Lol well i found out that in england , if ur the only one at a a quiet bus station its apparently a great pick up zone - so go figure
Drags... you need to go to the pool and test it.
If you're not single by the end of summer... we will bump the local pool up to the top of the list
If you're not single by the end of summer... we will bump the local pool up to the top of the list
Am sure you like hanging out at Granite Bay, Noosa, Bourbs where nudey beach is so you can let it all hang out and display your jewels and tools for open inspection!
You know me so well 
Where did that come from? 
Its Wacky Weed week here. With everything seeding early its all cheap.
But the suntan lotion in a Water pistol is a novel idea that could go over well
But the suntan lotion in a Water pistol is a novel idea that could go over well
At the local Star Trek club 
I met a woman at the liquor store last week. We chatted for over half an hour and things were going great.....until she mentioned she had a boyfriend. 
At least I had beer and whiskey when I left.
At least I had beer and whiskey when I left.
Emergency Departement
I had the most yummiest doc there.... mind you i was pretty out of it on morphine and some other drug combined... but what i remember he was pretty cute... but the most embarrasing thing was i had no nickers on... as i had come to hospital in the ambulance from home.. in bed.. in the middle of the night.. in my ok am sooo ashamed to say it.. my granny nightie.. well i did not know i was going to hospital did i!
So me thinks he copped a eyeful.. but i to be honest.. dont really remember much.. but i guess he will!! Poor chap might need to go and send him a lovley box of consolation choccies... and tell him he can house call me any time he likes.. purely medicinal reasons.
Cripes i need to get out.. a sleeze i am sounding...starting to get withdrawel symptoms...lol~~
I had the most yummiest doc there.... mind you i was pretty out of it on morphine and some other drug combined... but what i remember he was pretty cute... but the most embarrasing thing was i had no nickers on... as i had come to hospital in the ambulance from home.. in bed.. in the middle of the night.. in my ok am sooo ashamed to say it.. my granny nightie.. well i did not know i was going to hospital did i!
So me thinks he copped a eyeful.. but i to be honest.. dont really remember much.. but i guess he will!! Poor chap might need to go and send him a lovley box of consolation choccies... and tell him he can house call me any time he likes.. purely medicinal reasons.
Cripes i need to get out.. a sleeze i am sounding...starting to get withdrawel symptoms...lol~~
A supermarket in Wellington (City New World) - i don't know if they still do it (I never went anyway, honest) used to have a 'singles' shop and pick up night.
The deal was, apparantly that singles went and did their shopping and indicated that they were interested in meeting other singles and...err presumably being 'picked up' by the way they placed their bananas in the shopping trolly
if the bananas point up...then you are fair game to get chatted up...
...
The deal was, apparantly that singles went and did their shopping and indicated that they were interested in meeting other singles and...err presumably being 'picked up' by the way they placed their bananas in the shopping trolly
if the bananas point up...then you are fair game to get chatted up...
...
Oh yeah and the Prunes said you were regular, The Sultanas that you were small. The odd fellows that you were alternative. And the fish well that could be interpreted many ways.
The honey said you liked it sweet. The vegemite was a signal that you liked back door action. Vitamins in the cart said you were a stayer. And pantyhose in a cart said you like dressing up. And the Tampons Aargh well that would be self explanatory.
Oh can you imagine all the connotations.
OK who's going shopping to check out other peoples carts.
If i see anyone cracking up in the isle over apparently nothing, in my Supermarket i'll know they've read this post. 
The honey said you liked it sweet. The vegemite was a signal that you liked back door action. Vitamins in the cart said you were a stayer. And pantyhose in a cart said you like dressing up. And the Tampons Aargh well that would be self explanatory.
Oh can you imagine all the connotations.
OK who's going shopping to check out other peoples carts.
If i see anyone cracking up in the isle over apparently nothing, in my Supermarket i'll know they've read this post.
The Hospital is a great place to pick up.
You trawl the hallways seeking bored nurses, Or grieving wifes or girlfriends. Or bored Patients that have almost recovered
Then you comfort them and turn on the charm.
before you know where you are your ....
In Hospital with a disease you picked up in Hospital trawling for females.
You trawl the hallways seeking bored nurses, Or grieving wifes or girlfriends. Or bored Patients that have almost recovered
Then you comfort them and turn on the charm. before you know where you are your ....
In Hospital with a disease you picked up in Hospital trawling for females.
But first you go via the maternity section..atleast you know those ones put out
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I thought that I would start a list of places to meet people. My contribution to this list is "the local supermarket". Please add to the list any place you can think of. Lets see how many places we can come up with.