In the Beginning...... (3)
in the beginning God made woman and God made man so she could laugh at him.for man has spent since the beginning of time trying to figure a woman out.but for all of man's intelilgence man still have not come up with a answer
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What we have here is...a failure of communication between those underpaid translators of historic times
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"Adam, you can start by kissing Eve."
"Lord, what is a kiss?" asked Adam.
God explained, and then Adam went over to Eve and kissed her.
A little while later, Adam returned with a big smile and said, "Lord! That was great! What's next?"
"Adam, I now want you to caress Eve."
"Lord, what is caress?'" asked Adam.
God explained, and then Adam went to Eve and caressed her.
A little while later, Adam returned with a big smile and said, "Lord, that was even better than a kiss! What's next?"
"Here is what gets the deed done. I now want you to make love to Eve."
"Lord, what is 'make love?'" asked Adam.
God explained, and then Adam went back to Eve.
A few seconds later, Adam returned and asked, "Lord, what is a headache?"