I was sooooooooo stupid when I was young. My girlfriend and I were in the kitchen getting it on against the wall. On the opposite side of the wall, her mom and dad were sleeping.
Had they woken up, I'd be nothing more than a warm memory
Oh wait it's coming back to me. One Friday night in a drunken stupor when my ex had taken off for the weekend, once again, I decided to "mow" his clothes with the riding mower. I took them out to the front lawn and was laying them out at 3 am. Some guy walks down the street. I just pause and say "hey". He returns the "hey" and keeps walking. After carefully laying out his clothes I decide maybe it's not such a good idea. At this point in time I had never even been on the riding mower before and I was getting kind of tired so I went into bed. The next morning I had to get up and go collect the clothes off the front lawn amid the curious stares of the neighbors.
my first time was when was 14 and she was 36, she riped me to shreds and it opened my eyes to a whole new world. 2 nights i played with her sister and soon learned what the full extent of a woman's wrath. i got scolded!
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