The Irish sausage (38)
ElleyCadiz, Andalusia Spain131 Threads 1 Polls 2,808 PostsMy penance will be to come up with one or two bloke jokes.
Yes....penance before the storm....good strategy....I'd say work Google like it's your last chance....if u can come up with a few jokes about how stupid men are, then maybe you can damage control ahead of time.....I'm not putting any money on the chances of your survival tho....good luck mate.....
...and with your set of mind...Lago.....you'd be grilled 
Ok, here,s one for the girls...
The best way to a man,s heart is through his ribcage
The best way to a man,s heart is through his ribcage
Grilled??...forget it...you made toast outta me long ago madame......the least you could do, is spread a little butter (no margerine please...I like it real, no fakes...) and then if u have any mercy, a dollop of english orange marmalade on top would be kind, and then enjoy the fruits of your conquest, please don't salivate, it messes your lipstick...........happy now??....
Man goes to hospital for an op. In the pre-op a student nurse tells him he ought to stop m**turbating. He promises he will, just as soon as she finishes shaving him.
Hey what,s happening, I seem to be losing Google..........Lagoona.....
Hey what,s happening, I seem to be losing Google..........Lagoona.....
Thinking about it, If I don,t survive it I won,t be able to tell you, except I,ll be conspicuous by my absence. Still waiting for the axe to fall.....
Are you trying to make me feel bad now 
......You know it..sugar tonque..I'll always love you...till the time you become nothing but a teeny-tiny crumble..
Oh dear, I do seem to be going the wrong way,here........actually that was against men, yeah, you know, all men thuink about an all that,no?
Ok, I,ll shut, aint gonna say another damn thing, not on this thread anyway.
Ahhhh,thanks Awsome, you really are awsome. Good to know we can laugh at ourselves without treading on eggshells.
Ok, Lagoona has got me real worried here, so I,m going back to the safer ground of poetry.
It,s not Lago I,m worried about, it,s the thought police at CS. By the way, did you hear the one about......no,no,no I said I wouldn,t say anymore, I,m on thin ice as it is. Just put a nice poem/song up, nice an soft an gentle, read that instead.And thanks for the support, good looking and a sense of humour,you,ll go a long way.
Ok, I know I said you,d go a long way, but not that bloody fast, where have you gone....?
School dining room, long line of young boys moving along a table loaded with food. The boys have been told only to take one bar of chocolate,but they insist on taking more. So a nun on dinner duty
places a sign next to the chocolate which says "Take only one bar, God is watching". At the other end of the table little Johnny has put another sign next to the pile of apples " Take all the apples you want, God,s busy watching the chocolate".
places a sign next to the chocolate which says "Take only one bar, God is watching". At the other end of the table little Johnny has put another sign next to the pile of apples " Take all the apples you want, God,s busy watching the chocolate".
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