On the first day of Christmas.......... (46)

On the first day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me....
A big hug and lots of sloppy kisses (yum! yum!)

Now it's your turn!



On the second day of Christmas
My true love sent to me.................

Go on - what did he/she send you? (Let's try and do this all the way through - twelve days...then we can sing it at the next CS do when we get together! )

nice one KT

KT - very good, but you spoilt the Christmas spirit before it even began!

Ok, so the second day?

On the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
Two rusty knights arusting
and a bleeding fairy stuck right up a pear tree!

Dammit, I hoped we could end up with a CS christmas song full of CS characters such as:

'five Awesome thingies in pink leather on mopeds amoping',
'six Jackos ajokeposting' 'seven lisajanes awobbling'
'eight fawning brunettes afawning'
'nine cisk-swilling angels/lagoonas aburping'........ No?



Shame on y'all for being party poopers! ~sniff~

Better a party pooper than a chav.

The nativity according to chavs:

There's this bird called Mary, yeah? She's a virgin (wossat then?)

She's not married or nuffink, but she's got this boyfriend, Joe, innit? He does joinery an' that. Mary lives with him in a crib dahn Nazaref.

One day Mary meets this bloke Gabriel. She's like `Oo you lookin at?'

Gabriel just goes 'You got one up the duff, you have.'

Mary's totally gobsmacked.

She gives it to him large 'Stop dissin' me yeah? I ain't no slapper. I never bin wiv no one!'

So Mary goes and sees her cousin Liz, who's six months gone herself. Liz is largin' it. She's filled with spirits, Barcardi Breezers an' that.

She's like 'Orright, Mary, I can feel me bay-bee in me tummy and I reckon I'm well blessed. Think of all the extra benefits an' that we is gonna get. 'Mary goes 'Yeah, s'pose you're right'

Mary an' Joe ain't got no money so they have to ponse a donkey, an' go dahn Bethlehem on that.

They get to this pub an' Mary wants to stop, yeah? To have her bay-bee an' that.

But there ain't no room at the inn, innit? So Mary an' Joe break an' enter into this garridge, only it's filled wiv animals. Cahs an' sheep an' that.

Then these three geezers turn up, looking proper bling, wiv crowns on their heads. They're like `Respect, bay-bee Jesus', an' say they're wise men from the East End.

Joe goes: 'If you're so wise, wotchoo doin' wiv this Frankenstein an' myrrh? Why dincha just bring gold, Adidas and Burberry?'

It's all about to kick off when Gabriel turns up again an' sez he's got another message from this Lord geezer. He's like 'The police is comin an' they is killin' all the bay-bees. You better nash off to Egypt.' Joe goes 'You must be monged if you think I'm goin' dahn Egypt on a minging donkey'

Gabriel sez 'Suit yerself, pal. But it's your look out if you stay'.

So they go dahn Egypt till they've stopped killin the first-born an' it's safe an' that.

Then Joe and Mary and Jesus go back to Nazaref, an' Jesus turns water into Stella.

If KT wrote it himself I am impressed; however I think his 'stuff' was plagiarised!

On the first day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me....
A big hug and lots of sloppy kisses (yum! yum!)

On the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me:
Two rusty knights arusting
and a bleeding fairy stuck right up a pear tree! / or/ and a big hug and sloppy kisses yum! yum!

On the third day of Christmas
My true love sent to me...
Three witchy Sisters
Two rusty knights arusting
and big hug and sloppy kisses Yum! Yum! (Oh! Yummy!)

Well done! Thanks for your help in this vital Christmas project!

So what were the three witchy sisters doing - witching?

On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Four smoky Swiss people asmoking
Three witchy sisters awitching
Two rusty knights arusting
And a thingy thing up a pear tree

Guilty as charged.

Please take me to the back of the yard and shoot me through the head. ;)

On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me,
Five Jackos ajacking, (lol sorry!)
Four smoky Swiss people asmoking
Three witchy sisters awitching
Two rusty knights arusting
And a thingy thing up a pear tree