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Nov 30, 2007 10:01 AM CST Woman in Hot Air Balloon
norgeborg
norgeborgnorgeborgStuttgart, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany7 Threads 14 Posts
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude
and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but don't know where I am." The man consulted his GPS and replied, "You're are in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

"You must be a republican," said the balloonist.

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically
correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far.

"The man responded, "You must be a democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."
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Nov 30, 2007 10:03 AM CST Woman in Hot Air Balloon
lusciousmile
lusciousmilelusciousmileThere, Aland Islands Finland25 Threads 2 Polls 11,989 Posts
applause

Want to show me the way? wink
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Nov 30, 2007 10:20 AM CST Woman in Hot Air Balloon
arabella
arabellaarabellaNear Farmington, Maine USA98 Threads 1 Polls 6,199 Posts
Wow love

Now Luscious, there's one for YOU!!! cheering
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Nov 30, 2007 10:33 AM CST Woman in Hot Air Balloon
lusciousmile
lusciousmilelusciousmileThere, Aland Islands Finland25 Threads 2 Polls 11,989 Posts
giggle


Arabella...what? blushing
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Dec 2, 2007 3:50 PM CST Woman in Hot Air Balloon
norgeborg
norgeborgnorgeborgStuttgart, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany7 Threads 14 Posts
Yes!
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Dec 2, 2007 3:52 PM CST Woman in Hot Air Balloon
lusciousmile
lusciousmilelusciousmileThere, Aland Islands Finland25 Threads 2 Polls 11,989 Posts
You took long! roll eyes


blushing
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Dec 2, 2007 4:40 PM CST Woman in Hot Air Balloon
norgeborg
norgeborgnorgeborgStuttgart, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany7 Threads 14 Posts
I smell jealousy...
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Jan 29, 2008 6:02 PM CST Woman in Hot Air Balloon
lusciousmile
lusciousmilelusciousmileThere, Aland Islands Finland25 Threads 2 Polls 11,989 Posts
arabella: Wow

Now Luscious, there's one for YOU!!!



You were psychic weren't you?

crying
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Jan 29, 2008 6:03 PM CST Woman in Hot Air Balloon
lusciousmile
lusciousmilelusciousmileThere, Aland Islands Finland25 Threads 2 Polls 11,989 Posts
I meant wow





laugh
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