norgeborgnorgeborg Forum Posts (14)

Is it possible for long distance relationship to succeed?

My personal opinion that it is possible for some time, but if people don't start to live in the same city, it will collapse. And if we include cheating during that period, how long is it possible to be dedicated?

Woman in Hot Air Balloon

I smell jealousy...

Woman in Hot Air Balloon

Yes!

Woman in Hot Air Balloon

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude
and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but don't know where I am." The man consulted his GPS and replied, "You're are in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

"You must be a republican," said the balloonist.

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically
correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far.

"The man responded, "You must be a democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."

RE: What is the thing you dislike most in a relationship

When woman and man act like rivals trying to take personal advantages, instead to act as a partners who invest in their relationship.

TEST!!!

Good idealaugh

What tree did you fall from? Part I

Walnut tree

What tree did you fall from? Part III

LIME TREE (the Doubt) - accepts what life dishes out
in a composed way,
hates fighting, stress, and labour, dislikes laziness
and idleness, soft
and relenting, makes sacrifices for friends, many
talents but not tenacious
enough to make them blossom, often ailing and
complaining, very jealous but
loyal.


MAPLE TREE (Independence of Mind) - no ordinary
person, full of imagination
and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud,
self-confident,
hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has
many complexities, good
memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants
to impress.

OAK TREE (the Brave) - robust nature, courageous,
strong, unrelenting,
independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps
its feet on the ground,
person of action.

OLIVE TREE (the Wisdom) - loves sun, warmth and kind
feelings, reasonable,
balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant,
cheerful, calm,
well-developed sense of justice, sensitive,
empathetic, free of jealousy,
loves to read and the company of sophisticated
people.

PINE TREE (the Particular) - loves agreeable company,
very robust, knows
how to make life comfortable, very active, natural,
good companion, but
seldom friendly, falls easily in love but its passion
burns out quickly,
gives up easily, everything disappointments until it
finds its ideal,
trustworthy, practical.

POPLAR TREE (the Uncertainty) - looks very
decorative, not very
self-confident, only courageous if necessary, needs
goodwill and pleasant
surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great
animosity, artistic nature,
good organiser, tends to lean toward philosophy,
reliable in any situation,
takes partnership seriously.

ROWAN TREE (the Sensitivity) - full of charm,
cheerful, gifted without
egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion,
unrest, and even
complications, is both dependent and independent,
good taste, artistic,
passionate, emotional, good company, does not
forgive.

WALNUT TREE (the Passion) - unrelenting, strange and
full of contrasts,
often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon,
unexpected reactions,
spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility,
difficult and uncommon
partner, not always liked but often admired,
ingenious strategist, very
jealous and passionate, no compromise.

WEEPING WILLOW (the Melancholy) - beautiful but full
of melancholy,
attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful
and tasteful, loves
to travel, eamer, restless, capricious, honest, can
influenced but is not
easy to live with, demanding, good intuition, suffers
in love but finds
sometimes an anchoring partner.

What tree did you fall from? Part I

Find your birthday; find your tree and then scroll
down....

Dec 23 to Dec 31 - Apple Tree
Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree
Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree
Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree
Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar Tree
Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar Tree
Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine Tree
Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree
Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime Tree
Mar 21 - - - - - - Oak Tree
Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut Tree
Apr 01 to Apr 10 - Rowan
Apr 11 to Apr 20 - Maple Tree
Apr 21 to Apr 30 - Walnut Tree
May 01 to May 14 - Poplar Tree
May 15 to May 24 - Chestnut Tree
May 25 to Jun 03 - Ash Tree
Jun 04 to Jun 13 - Hornbeam Tree
Jun 14 to Jun 23 - Fig Tree
Jun 24 - - - - - - Birch Tree
Jun 25 to Jul 04 - Apple Tree
Jul 05 to Jul 14 - Fir Tree
Jul 15 to Jul 25 - Elm Tree
Jul 26 to Aug 04 - Cypress Tree
Aug 05 to Aug 13 - Poplar Tree
Aug 14 to Aug 23 - Cedar Tree
Aug 24 to Sep 02 - Pine Tree
Sep 03 to Sep 12 - Weeping Willow Tree
Sep 13 to Sep 22 - Lime Tree
Sep 23 - - - - - - Olive Tree
Sep 24 to Oct 03 - Hazelnut Tree
Oct 04 to Oct 13 - Rowan Tree
Oct 14 to Oct 23 - Maple Tree
Oct 24 to Nov 11 - Walnut Tree
Nov 12 to Nov 21 - Chestnut Tree
Nov 22 to Dec 01 - Ash Tree
Dec 02 to Dec 11 - Hornbeam Tree
Dec 12 to Dec 21 - Fig Tree
Dec 22 - - - - - - Beech Tree

WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS FOR A REASON.

1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

2. No man is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

6. Never frown, even when your are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.

10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.

11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.

12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.

13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.

RE: When did you kiss

1 month ago.

RE: good evening more black people from america !..whats happening over there ?

Thank you for welcome. It's an honor. I will join the thread you proposed.

RE: good evening more black people from america !..whats happening over there ?

I don't care about color of the skin, basically I'm sad because I can't preserve the color of my skin after summer. From your post I guess you think the similar way, but there is 3rd forum rule that says:
Let's keep the threads positive. If you don't like what someone is saying in a thread, stay out of the thread.

SUPER GRANNY: DEFENDER OF JUSTICE (TRUE STORY)

An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning
to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with
her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew
her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the
top of her voice: "I have a gun and I know how to use it!
Get out of the car you scumbags!"

The four men didn't wait for a second invitation but got
out and ran like mad, whereupon the lady, somewhat
shaken, proceeded to load her shopping bags into the
back of the car and get into the driver's seat.

She was so shaken that she could not get her key into
the ignition. She tried and tried and then it dawned on
her why. A few minutes later she found her own car
parked four or five spaces farther down.

She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police
station. The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly
tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other
end of the counter, where four pale white males were
reporting a car jacking by a mad elderly woman
described as white, less than 5' tall, glasses, and curly
white hair carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed.

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