SUPER GRANNY: DEFENDER OF JUSTICE (TRUE STORY) (3)

An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning
to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with
her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew
her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the
top of her voice: "I have a gun and I know how to use it!
Get out of the car you scumbags!"

The four men didn't wait for a second invitation but got
out and ran like mad, whereupon the lady, somewhat
shaken, proceeded to load her shopping bags into the
back of the car and get into the driver's seat.

She was so shaken that she could not get her key into
the ignition. She tried and tried and then it dawned on
her why. A few minutes later she found her own car
parked four or five spaces farther down.

She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police
station. The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly
tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other
end of the counter, where four pale white males were
reporting a car jacking by a mad elderly woman
described as white, less than 5' tall, glasses, and curly
white hair carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed.