Greetings from Sir Wedward... (50)
Hi Paolo, Careful, Wedy can read morse ... so he`ll know what you said!Hey, its also VERY cold here in CH, but no real snow yet ... just 8 below freezing, and all the forests are hung with icycles, like a fairy wonder-land, looks beautiful.
HAVE A GREAT CHRISTMAS!
Smoky.....
I'm about to call the old git......
Watch this space.............
I'm about to call the old git......
Watch this space.............
Oh, I am sure the Old Git is going to be Very Happy! Now we just got to figure out how to erase all our derogatory references to the old fart! 
WOOPS................!!!! I had'nt thought about that..
Easy - we could all complain about each other to the moderator! 
Ummmmm...... maybe not!
Weddy might come back to an empty CS EU forum!
Ummmmm...... maybe not!
Weddy might come back to an empty CS EU forum!
Should we have a Poll on What subjects he is going to be wanting to chat about?
Like ..... What you cooking for dinner?
or ... Why is the cost of living going up so much?
or .... How do you feed your hamster and with what?
or...Have you ever absailed off your balcony, and if so, from which floor level?
or.. Is running naked in the snow healthy?
or.. DIY your retreads using your household iron and old inner tubes.
or..What do you use for burns on your goolies?
or...
or......
Like ..... What you cooking for dinner?
or ... Why is the cost of living going up so much?
or .... How do you feed your hamster and with what?
or...Have you ever absailed off your balcony, and if so, from which floor level?
or.. Is running naked in the snow healthy?
or.. DIY your retreads using your household iron and old inner tubes.
or..What do you use for burns on your goolies?
or...
or......
or...What is the right way to wash dishes/one person or both of you /and why?..
or..What is more difficult:gardening or painting and please say why?
or..How to be prevented the"World inbalance danger" and how to decrease legal migration/include birds&fishes/and also immigration..?
or...
just
I firstly wish Wedward all the best and success mending his bones 
... and I also am soooooooo much looking forward to him using his NEW computer, which will be compatible with us in the real world and have keys for punctuation.
May he use commas galore! I will be here to cheer him!
... and I also am soooooooo much looking forward to him using his NEW computer, which will be compatible with us in the real world and have keys for punctuation. May he use commas galore! I will be here to cheer him!
Ouch!
need a band-aid?
Uli, watch your humour or I'll have to introduce you to my friend the schlapper from Xlendi! 
Has anyone heard if weddy is returning tomorrow?, I said i would ring him, but my phone is not happy at the moment, the handset continually flashes 'warning' at me, and until tomorrow there is little that I can do about this
I am conserving my energy at the moment, so phoning Wedward is quite out of the question ... talking to him requires immense amounts of energy, to try and get a word in edge-wise.... just joking.
I just been too busy to worry about someône who is not afraid to skate on thin ice, swim in minus degrees, abseil from his 16th story balcony, walk his St Bernard dog for dozens of kilometres twice daily, and still have time to trawl the supermarket in search of his future bride.......
I just been too busy to worry about someône who is not afraid to skate on thin ice, swim in minus degrees, abseil from his 16th story balcony, walk his St Bernard dog for dozens of kilometres twice daily, and still have time to trawl the supermarket in search of his future bride.......
With sincere apologies for bringing this thread to the fore ..... but I am wondering where Sir Wedward could be? Probably doing a sit-in at his local Post Office waiting for his computer.....? Or else he`s got it, but can`t figure out how to get it working?
.... I bought a new lap-top, and without my son`s assistance, the thing would be lying unused gathering dustballs under the bed..... its quite complicated getting it up and running, methinks?
... but he does have a young daughter ... she should be able to get it functioning hey?
.... I bought a new lap-top, and without my son`s assistance, the thing would be lying unused gathering dustballs under the bed..... its quite complicated getting it up and running, methinks?
... but he does have a young daughter ... she should be able to get it functioning hey?
My phone is now back up and in working for order, I rang him earlier today, but there was no reply
My phone is now back up and in working for order, I rang him earlier today, but there was no reply
Oh, then he was probably playing Spider-Man around his apartment block!... you know, doing the web-slinging thing with that stuff you buy in spray bottles that kids play with..? I have told him that it is not strong enough to support a grown man jumping from the 16th floor, but he seems to know what he is doing ....?
Sorry everyone... but I am forced to do this! Sir Wedwards latest communication is that his brand new computer arrived ....... smashed!.... and has had to be returned, and he now awaits compensation.
In the meantime he begs that his Very Good Wishes for 2008 be extended to all the Forum Members, and has requested that the following message be relayed along with his wishes ....
quote" All the best for 2008
Remember .... it`s not too late
To close the garden gate"
unquote
Those of you who know him will probably be able to decipher what that is supposed to mean.
Oh yes .... he is also enquiring into the leasing of a temporary computer for the meantime ....as he is having realy serious withdrawal symptoms and misses you all so much ....... so he may appear forthwith ... at any time .....
In the meantime he begs that his Very Good Wishes for 2008 be extended to all the Forum Members, and has requested that the following message be relayed along with his wishes ....
quote" All the best for 2008
Remember .... it`s not too late
To close the garden gate"
unquote
Those of you who know him will probably be able to decipher what that is supposed to mean.
Oh yes .... he is also enquiring into the leasing of a temporary computer for the meantime ....as he is having realy serious withdrawal symptoms and misses you all so much ....... so he may appear forthwith ... at any time .....
poor darling! no computer is worse than no american express, much more worse.... he must be in tears.. (I would be!) and screaming my head off too! so best wishes for him...
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Hey it's Cold here in Germany, Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I can see the Swiss Alps from my window across the lake,
Take care in the snow, Ciao