How smert r u?? ( Archived) (59)

Dec 22, 2007 8:11 PM CST How smert r u??
Shadow_lover
Shadow_loverShadow_loverWest Palm, Florida USA41 Threads 12 Polls 1,317 Posts
A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms: The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
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Dec 22, 2007 8:13 PM CST How smert r u??
Detente
DetenteDetenteNorth West, England UK48 Threads 1 Polls 2,742 Posts
Lions.
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Dec 22, 2007 8:15 PM CST How smert r u??
Shadow_lover
Shadow_loverShadow_loverWest Palm, Florida USA41 Threads 12 Polls 1,317 Posts
Very good after not eating for years they are dead grin
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Dec 22, 2007 8:15 PM CST How smert r u??
Shadow_lover
Shadow_loverShadow_loverWest Palm, Florida USA41 Threads 12 Polls 1,317 Posts
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
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Dec 22, 2007 8:16 PM CST How smert r u??
Detente
DetenteDetenteNorth West, England UK48 Threads 1 Polls 2,742 Posts
Photograph.
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Dec 22, 2007 8:18 PM CST How smert r u??
Shadow_lover
Shadow_loverShadow_loverWest Palm, Florida USA41 Threads 12 Polls 1,317 Posts
Very good she shot the picture of her husband, developed it and hung it to drycheers
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Dec 22, 2007 8:19 PM CST How smert r u??
Shadow_lover
Shadow_loverShadow_loverWest Palm, Florida USA41 Threads 12 Polls 1,317 Posts
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
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Dec 22, 2007 8:19 PM CST How smert r u??
StarliteFantazy
StarliteFantazyStarliteFantazyFantazyLand, Missouri USA33 Threads 2 Polls 3,243 Posts
roll eyes still like my answer better!
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Dec 22, 2007 8:19 PM CST How smert r u??
StarliteFantazy
StarliteFantazyStarliteFantazyFantazyLand, Missouri USA33 Threads 2 Polls 3,243 Posts
yesterday, today, tomorrow
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Dec 22, 2007 8:20 PM CST How smert r u??
Shadow_lover
Shadow_loverShadow_loverWest Palm, Florida USA41 Threads 12 Polls 1,317 Posts
LOL well was more fun grin
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Dec 22, 2007 8:20 PM CST How smert r u??
Detente
DetenteDetenteNorth West, England UK48 Threads 1 Polls 2,742 Posts
Yesterday, today and tomorrow.wine
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Dec 22, 2007 8:20 PM CST How smert r u??
Shadow_lover
Shadow_loverShadow_loverWest Palm, Florida USA41 Threads 12 Polls 1,317 Posts
Very good applause
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Dec 22, 2007 8:20 PM CST How smert r u??
Shadow_lover
Shadow_loverShadow_loverWest Palm, Florida USA41 Threads 12 Polls 1,317 Posts
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
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Dec 22, 2007 8:23 PM CST How smert r u??
EastbayRay
EastbayRayEastbayRayLimassol, Cyprus10 Threads 1 Polls 781 Posts
2nddevil
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Dec 22, 2007 8:24 PM CST How smert r u??
Shadow_lover
Shadow_loverShadow_loverWest Palm, Florida USA41 Threads 12 Polls 1,317 Posts
Good answer
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Dec 22, 2007 8:25 PM CST How smert r u??
Shadow_lover
Shadow_loverShadow_loverWest Palm, Florida USA41 Threads 12 Polls 1,317 Posts
Same race thing here

If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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Dec 22, 2007 8:25 PM CST How smert r u??
StarliteFantazy
StarliteFantazyStarliteFantazyFantazyLand, Missouri USA33 Threads 2 Polls 3,243 Posts
tongue not running as fast as you should......you were in 2nd a minute ago
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Dec 22, 2007 8:26 PM CST How smert r u??
Shadow_lover
Shadow_loverShadow_loverWest Palm, Florida USA41 Threads 12 Polls 1,317 Posts
LOL rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 22, 2007 8:27 PM CST How smert r u??
EastbayRay
EastbayRayEastbayRayLimassol, Cyprus10 Threads 1 Polls 781 Posts
last
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Dec 22, 2007 8:28 PM CST How smert r u??
EastbayRay
EastbayRayEastbayRayLimassol, Cyprus10 Threads 1 Polls 781 Posts
laugh laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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