* Juan Valdez names his donkey after you * You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked * You grind your coffee beans in your mouth * You sleep with your eyes open * You have to watch videos in fast-forward * You lick your coffee pot clean * Your eyes stay open when you sneeze * The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse * You can type sixty words a minute with your feet * You can jump-start your car without cables * Your only sources of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low" * You don't sweat, you percolate
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* You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked
* You grind your coffee beans in your mouth
* You sleep with your eyes open
* You have to watch videos in fast-forward
* You lick your coffee pot clean
* Your eyes stay open when you sneeze
* The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse
* You can type sixty words a minute with your feet
* You can jump-start your car without cables
* Your only sources of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low"
* You don't sweat, you percolate