Are You a Democrat, a Repubilican, or a Southerner? (10)
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Now by about anyone's standards, that's funny. It did remind me of the debate last night.
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guess i'm a southerner
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i would have to say based on the answers that i am a southerner
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Somehow I don't think this is a representative sample. 
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Southerners would have beer too.
"Give me another beer Mable."
"Give me another beer Mable."
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A southerner for sure
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I'm a meat popsicle
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Can I rain on the parade a little bit? Of course I can. It's the same old "liberals think too much" humor. Sorry, but this kind of joke is why conservatives just aren't funny.
I mean, killing people is HI-larious, I must say, but come on, what kind of situation is this? Comedy works in the realm of the believable....
I mean, killing people is HI-larious, I must say, but come on, what kind of situation is this? Comedy works in the realm of the believable....
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Here's a little test that will help you to decide:
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal .45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or depressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly sw ing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Kimber have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible that he'd be happy just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
Republican's answer:
BANG!
Southerner's answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!...
Click ....
& %$#@)! (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! Click
Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!
Son: "Can I shoot the next one?"
Wife: "You ain't taking that to the taxidermist!"