Sister Karens Confessional ( Archived) (47)

Jan 22, 2008 11:56 AM CST Sister Karens Confessional
I believe that we have some sinners amongst us.

Come and cleanse your souls by telling me all about it.

rolling on the floor laughing angel
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Jan 22, 2008 12:00 PM CST Sister Karens Confessional
prncss4someone
prncss4someoneprncss4someoneHopeful, Michigan USA57 Threads 8 Polls 7,227 Posts
karen1973: I believe that we have some sinners amongst us.

Come and cleanse your souls by telling me all about it.



<<<<<<<< (on my knees)

Sister Karen...why am I confessing to a Sista' ? Ah well....I must confess...I fell..stuck cyberly like...
I feel kinda like thisboogie but then again like thisblues
My penance is my own mind...eh? moping

Thanks for listening Sista Karen...you have a great habit!!!hug teddybear
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Jan 22, 2008 12:00 PM CST Sister Karens Confessional
PILIPALA
PILIPALAPILIPALACardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK200 Threads 4,804 Posts
I confess to enjoying my mean thoughtsdevil
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Jan 22, 2008 12:01 PM CST Sister Karens Confessional
You penance shall be this


Drink 3 Bloody Marys!

rolling on the floor laughing

Bless you my child!
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Jan 22, 2008 12:01 PM CST Sister Karens Confessional
girlnextdormouse
girlnextdormousegirlnextdormouseMarietta, Ohio USA34 Threads 544 Posts
When the library called about my overdue books, I told them I would drop off my books and pay the past due fines,
but then I just pulled up in front of the library and put the books in the outside book return box and drove away.
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Jan 22, 2008 12:01 PM CST Sister Karens Confessional
Fallingman
FallingmanFallingmanDublin, Ireland29 Threads 12 Polls 11,436 Posts
karen1973: I believe that we have some sinners amongst us.

Come and cleanse your souls by telling me all about it.


But Karen.....you already know most of the sinners.....you sinned with them or at least put them up to it! rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 22, 2008 12:01 PM CST Sister Karens Confessional
PILIPALA: I confess to enjoying my mean thoughts


Bless you Pilipala.

Your penance shall be poking a badger with a spoon.
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Jan 22, 2008 12:02 PM CST Sister Karens Confessional
Fallingman: But Karen.....you already know most of the sinners.....you sinned with them or at least put them up to it!


Truly, it is probably so, but I have seen the error of my wanton ways, and plan on leading a good life, helping others see the evil of their ways.




















Until I get bored of it that is, and then watch out fellas!

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 22, 2008 12:03 PM CST Sister Karens Confessional
Fallingman
FallingmanFallingmanDublin, Ireland29 Threads 12 Polls 11,436 Posts
Sister Karen,

Since you donned the habit I confess to some entirely new and completely impure thoughts relating to you. What can I say? Guilty as hell!! blues
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Jan 22, 2008 12:03 PM CST Sister Karens Confessional
Heavens. I have never heard such dishonesty.

You penance shall be balancing a book on your head for 5 minutes.

Bless you.
girlnextdormouse: When the library called about my overdue books, I told them I would drop off my books and pay the past due fines,
but then I just pulled up in front of the library and put the books in the outside book return box and drove away.
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Jan 22, 2008 12:04 PM CST Sister Karens Confessional
Fallingman: Sister Karen,

Since you donned the habit I confess to some entirely new and completely impure thoughts relating to you. What can I say? Guilty as hell!!


Hey, its understandable! tee hee!

Such filth!!! Cleanse your mind of such impure thoughts! And if you can't then email them to me! wink

Your penance shall be............washing your willy with a brillo pad!! rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 22, 2008 12:05 PM CST Sister Karens Confessional
PILIPALA
PILIPALAPILIPALACardiff, South Glamorgan, Wales UK200 Threads 4,804 Posts
karen1973: Bless you Pilipala.

Your penance shall be poking a badger with a spoon.


Can't i poke a poke a a baldly man with a white head and black hair on the sides. easier to find than a badger. To make up i promise to use a forkblues
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Jan 22, 2008 12:07 PM CST Sister Karens Confessional
PILIPALA: Can't i poke a poke a a baldly man with a white head and black hair on the sides. easier to find than a badger. To make up i promise to use a fork


Sounds fair to me!
rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 22, 2008 12:07 PM CST Sister Karens Confessional
j_goose
j_goosej_goosenorthfield, Ohio USA49 Threads 3 Polls 1,239 Posts
karen1973: I believe that we have some sinners amongst us.

Come and cleanse your souls by telling me all about it.


Back in the late '80s after my run in with a nun and a midget (which was a very uncomfortable situation--see profile) I actually bought a "Bell, Biv, Devoe" cassette tape. I'm so ashamed.
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Jan 22, 2008 12:11 PM CST Sister Karens Confessional
You should be more ashamed of yourself for going to a poison concert! All those men in make up, playing the devils music!!!

Your penance shall be listening to "Look what the cat dragged in" until you learn to hate it!

Bless you.
j_goose: Back in the late '80s after my run in with a nun and a midget (which was a very uncomfortable situation--see profile) I actually bought a "Bell, Biv, Devoe" cassette tape. I'm so ashamed.
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Jan 22, 2008 12:49 PM CST Sister Karens Confessional
guiltylover
guiltyloverguiltylovercolombo, Western Sri Lanka9 Threads 193 Posts
karen1973: I believe that we have some sinners amongst us.

Come and cleanse your souls by telling me all about it.


I DID LOVE....

THAT'S MY SIN

I WAS LASHED FOR THAT

BUT STILL IT HURTS ME...crying blues

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Jan 22, 2008 12:50 PM CST Sister Karens Confessional
You will get over it my child.
guiltylover: I DID LOVE....

THAT'S MY SIN

I WAS LASHED FOR THAT

BUT STILL IT HURTS ME...
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Jan 22, 2008 12:56 PM CST Sister Karens Confessional
guiltylover
guiltyloverguiltylovercolombo, Western Sri Lanka9 Threads 193 Posts
karen1973: You will get over it my child.


OH THANK YOU....
YOU ARE NOT ONLY A SISTER....YOU ARE AN .....A.............

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Jan 22, 2008 12:56 PM CST Sister Karens Confessional
playfulgirl
playfulgirlplayfulgirlsomewhere, USA1 Threads 38 Posts
Oh sister Karen
I confess I am one bad girl.
devil
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Jan 22, 2008 12:57 PM CST Sister Karens Confessional
playfulgirl: Oh sister Karen
I confess I am one bad girl.


I was also once a bad girl............
Change your ways my child!!

Nah! Enjoy it!!!! devil

Bless you!angel
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