Sister Karens Confessional (47)
karen1973: OH! Heavens!!! Now I am getting lustful thoughts! Begone demons!! I must chastise myself!!!
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o/o :tongue.......
one habit attracting another 
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BnaturAl: /
o/o :tongue....... one habit attracting another
o/o :tongue....... one habit attracting another
That is what I get for having dirty habits!!!
(Oh, come on! Someone had to crack that joke!!!)
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karen1973: That is what I get for having dirty habits!!!
(Oh, come on! Someone had to crack that joke!!!)
(Oh, come on! Someone had to crack that joke!!!)
ever try .........
disinfectant?
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Sister Karen, forgive me for today I took a terrible vengeance. I was working and went outside to throw an applebutt away when I heard a frantic scrabbling on gravel behind me. I dived over a wall in fear of the savage alsatian from up the road, pulled out my spanner in readiness and looked up only to see three hens chasing after the apple. I'm afraid I took the lords name in vain and as revenge, I also have one of them in the oven.
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BobBilly: Sister Karen, forgive me for today I took a terrible vengeance. I was working and went outside to throw an applebutt away when I heard a frantic scrabbling on gravel behind me. I dived over a wall in fear of the savage alsatian from up the road, pulled out my spanner in readiness and looked up only to see three hens chasing after the apple. I'm afraid I took the lords name in vain and as revenge, I also have one of them in the oven.
Disgraceful behaviour!
Save me a leg.
And as penance, you will not eat the skin......hmmmmm the tastiest part!
Bless you.
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BnaturAl: ever try .........
disinfectant?
disinfectant?
Yes! I scrub myself with it to cleanse myself!
It stings in places!
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karen1973: Yes! I scrub myself with it to cleanse myself!
It stings in places!
It stings in places!
mmmmmmmm places .. .. .. .. .. .. don't get me thinking
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Sister Karen is partaking of her nightly cleansing ritual right now.
Please leave you sins after the beep, and she will get right back to you.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Please leave you sins after the beep, and she will get right back to you.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
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Do you know the flying nun
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karen1973: I believe that we have some sinners amongst us.
Come and cleanse your souls by telling me all about it.
Come and cleanse your souls by telling me all about it.
and now for your biggest challenge yet Sister Karen, what is my penance for my sins or just being me!
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There is no hope for you my friend. You have become satans lapdog.
jpunk: and now for your biggest challenge yet Sister Karen, what is my penance for my sins or just being me!
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HALLELUJAH !
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Roguecop: HALLELUJAH !
Oh.........Father!!!!!
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karen1973: You may not have my forgiveness you filthy beast!
You may become my chastiser, for whenever I need punishment though
Get thee to my nunnery!!!
Bless you my son!
You may become my chastiser, for whenever I need punishment though
Get thee to my nunnery!!!
Bless you my son!
I humbly accept your remonstrations and your blessing, dear Sister. Shall I remove my hat when I enter your abode?
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Ambrose2007: I humbly accept your remonstrations and your blessing, dear Sister. Shall I remove my hat when I enter your abode?
Of course you remove your hat you silly man......
and adorn yourself with the leather chaps of chastistment!
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Will pope Benedict XVI be in this forum soon.
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Change your ways my child!!
Nah! Enjoy it!!!!
Bless you!
Thank you sister. Bless you.