The "Buffalo Theory" of Beer.. ( Archived) (5)

Feb 1, 2008 7:42 PM CST The "Buffalo Theory" of Beer..
Scottishlass
ScottishlassScottishlassKnoxville, Tennessee USA491 Threads 23 Polls 3,324 Posts
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers, and that's why beer is so GOOD for you!

cheers
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Feb 1, 2008 7:44 PM CST The "Buffalo Theory" of Beer..
mastic55
mastic55mastic55Long Island, New York USA167 Threads 6,859 Posts
I"ll drink to thatcheers
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Feb 1, 2008 7:51 PM CST The "Buffalo Theory" of Beer..
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Feb 1, 2008 9:13 PM CST The "Buffalo Theory" of Beer..
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
Scottishlass: A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers, and that's why beer is so GOOD for you!


I always knew beer drinking was healthy...beer wink grin
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Feb 1, 2008 9:18 PM CST The "Buffalo Theory" of Beer..
1oneman
1oneman1onemanmayo 4 sam, Mayo Ireland14 Threads 448 Posts
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now i know how everything seems so right when im steamed drinking drinking rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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