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She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He
was
wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.
As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a
large,
silverback gorilla.
Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and
holding on with one hand and 2 feet he grunted and pounded his chest
with his free
hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He
suggested
that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and
wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more
excited,
making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that
she let
one of her straps fall to show a little more skin.
She did, and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.
"Now show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This
drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips.
Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage,
flung
her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.
"Now, tell HIM you have a headache."