The Bar is Open... (88)
magmod80Vienna, Austria13 Threads 505 PostsOoooo....whats this announcement? Mags is curious...
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Me too.
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I just wanted to say that I kicked out one of my emotions today.
Her name is Dee Preshion.
Told her I never want to see her again. I helped her pack her bags and showed her to the door!
She took her daughter Loanlee Miss with her.
I finally realized that they were both just figments of my imagination. Neither of them ever really had a foothold in my reality. They were freeloading floozies who never cared about me from the get go. So I kicked them out of my life.
Now I'm officially an eligible bachelor.
What I'm eligible for I'm not sure.
There must be a prize for eligible bachelors.
Otherwise, why would they call them "eligible"?
Her name is Dee Preshion.
Told her I never want to see her again. I helped her pack her bags and showed her to the door!
She took her daughter Loanlee Miss with her.
I finally realized that they were both just figments of my imagination. Neither of them ever really had a foothold in my reality. They were freeloading floozies who never cared about me from the get go. So I kicked them out of my life.
Now I'm officially an eligible bachelor.
What I'm eligible for I'm not sure.
There must be a prize for eligible bachelors.
Otherwise, why would they call them "eligible"?
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what's a guy gotta do for a drink..i'm outta here
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hey where's the service here
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Sorry TT and Tigger, we're closed.
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hio------ This thread is Archived ------
umm i want sum tequila ty paws
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