Eggs And Bacon ( Archived) (9)

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy.



His mother tells him no breakfast till the chores are done.



Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.



He goes back in for breakfast, and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.



Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."



Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.



The little boy looks up at his mother and with a smile says: "Are you going to tell him, or should I?

After the threads that have been rolling around for the past 24 hours, this is such a relief.

Thanks just need a good laugh tonight I hope other do also

Funny.

thanks sweety i needed that laugh

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