The Wedding Anniversary Gift (6)
desmond: A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife told him, "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday!
His wife told him, "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday!
Poor sap....
He never had a chance....------ This thread is Archived ------
:------ This thread is Archived ------
NOW THATS GOOD!!!!!!!!
------ This thread is Archived ------
desmond: A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife told him, "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday!
His wife told him, "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday!
Boy did he have a "Death Wish"
------ This thread is Archived ------
This Thread is Archived
This Thread is archived, so you will no longer be able to post to it. Threads get archived automatically when they are older than 3 months.
« Go back to All Threads
« Go back to All Threads
More Threads
wanting beyond need
Ladies
Would you hire this guy - for any job?
Feel Good Music
Karen McDougal - Playmate Model will testify in Hush Money Trial
The weird and the random facts around the world
the way you look
your favorite topic?
The GOP Representatives owned by Vladimir Putin
Happy Birthday MysteriousGirl80
More Threads
Report threads that break rules, are offensive, or contain fighting. Staff may not be aware of the forum abuse, and cannot do anything about it unless you tell us about it. click to report forum abuse »
If one of the comments is offensive, please report the comment instead (there is a link in each comment to report it).
If one of the comments is offensive, please report the comment instead (there is a link in each comment to report it).
Stats for this Thread
549 Views
5 Comments
Created: Mar 2008
Last Viewed: Apr 25
Last Commented: Mar 2008
0 Likes
Related Forums
- wanting beyond need
- Ladies
- Would you hire this guy - for any job?
- Feel Good Music
- Karen McDougal - Playmate Model will testify in Hush Money Trial
- The weird and the random facts around the world
- the way you look
- your favorite topic?
- The GOP Representatives owned by Vladimir Putin
- Happy Birthday MysteriousGirl80
His wife told him, "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday!