Confession (7)
Sparky55: A young woman goes to church to confess her sins to the priest.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
"Tell me all of your sins, my daughter."
"Oh, Father, last night my boyfriend made hot, passionate love to me seven times," she says.
The priest thinks about this long and hard, and says, "Take seven lemons and squeeze the juice into a tall glass,
and drink it."
"Will this cleanse my soul of my sins?"
"No," the priest says, "but it'll wipe that smile off your face!"
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
"Tell me all of your sins, my daughter."
"Oh, Father, last night my boyfriend made hot, passionate love to me seven times," she says.
The priest thinks about this long and hard, and says, "Take seven lemons and squeeze the juice into a tall glass,
and drink it."
"Will this cleanse my soul of my sins?"
"No," the priest says, "but it'll wipe that smile off your face!"
Probably should put a disclaimer on that, or women on here will be drinking a lot of lemon juice.
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7 lemons may well wipe the smile from her face but I bet it would take a lot more than that to stop her walking on air for ages to come..... 
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trish123: 7 lemons may well wipe the smile from her face but I bet it would take a lot more than that to stop her walking on air for ages to come.....
After 7 times in one night I'm surprised she's walking at all
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Sparky55: After 7 times in one night I'm surprised she's walking at all
haha, yep, thats 'one of' the reasons I couldnt imagine it as me sitting there in confession ------ This thread is Archived ------
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"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
"Tell me all of your sins, my daughter."
"Oh, Father, last night my boyfriend made hot, passionate love to me seven times," she says.
The priest thinks about this long and hard, and says, "Take seven lemons and squeeze the juice into a tall glass,
and drink it."
"Will this cleanse my soul of my sins?"
"No," the priest says, "but it'll wipe that smile off your face!"