Phrases you can use to take someone down a notch.... (330)
gingerbLetterkenny, Donegal Ireland7 Threads 1 Polls 4,139 PostsDid you get that head in the cabbage patch?
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Portiea: u r very good at this hugz....i never would have suspected...
I know...I'm not the type....
I get my stuff from the net though..I just know how to pick em!!!!!!!
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What a wonderful example of redneck love.
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Boy are you cranky. What's wrong? Did you wake up on the wrong side of your cousin?
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I'd smack the crap out of you if I didn't think it would fill up the room!!!!!!!
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Hugz_n_Kissez: I'd smack the crap out of you if I didn't think it would fill up the room!!!!!!!
the scent of b.o. when you lifted your arm?
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that's a dirty mouth u have there hugs i'll pass on the kiss then
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One special olympic person.
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He's a few clowns short of a circus.
She's a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
He's an experiment in artificial stupidity.
She's dumber than a box of hair.
He's a few peas short of a casserole.
She doesn't have all her Corn Flakes in one box.
The wheels spinning but the hamster's dead.
He's one Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
She's one taco short of a combination plate.
He's a few feathers short of a whole duck.
He's all foam...no coke.
The cheese slid off her cracker.
Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
He has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
She couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
He fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down.
His intellect is rivaled only by garden tools.
He's as smart as bait.
Her elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
He forgot to pay his brain bill.
Her sewing machine's out of thread.
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
If she had another brain, it would be lonely.
He's missing a few buttons on his remote control.
There's no grain in his silo.
He's proof that evolution can go in reverse.
His receiver is off the hook.
Her skylight leaks a little.
Too much yardage between the goal posts.
She's a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
He's an experiment in artificial stupidity.
She's dumber than a box of hair.
He's a few peas short of a casserole.
She doesn't have all her Corn Flakes in one box.
The wheels spinning but the hamster's dead.
He's one Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
She's one taco short of a combination plate.
He's a few feathers short of a whole duck.
He's all foam...no coke.
The cheese slid off her cracker.
Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
He has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
She couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
He fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down.
His intellect is rivaled only by garden tools.
He's as smart as bait.
Her elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
He forgot to pay his brain bill.
Her sewing machine's out of thread.
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
If she had another brain, it would be lonely.
He's missing a few buttons on his remote control.
There's no grain in his silo.
He's proof that evolution can go in reverse.
His receiver is off the hook.
Her skylight leaks a little.
Too much yardage between the goal posts.
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heres another cutting one.
Whats that smell, sniff in their general direction and start to slowly gag, then add "do you normally smell like that?"
The paranoia will set in so fast you wont see them for dust........
Whats that smell, sniff in their general direction and start to slowly gag, then add "do you normally smell like that?"
The paranoia will set in so fast you wont see them for dust........
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