Do men really understand women ? Do women understand men? (170)
But without hurting each other
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deniz38: yes you are right we can't live without woman is well same point
We can live without them.......
Palmela handerson just isn't a great substitute after a while......
I'll get me coat....
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chriss: ive always said, to understand the mind of a women, is to unravel the mystry's of the univers ,
one thing i cant understand, why women spend hours and pain plucking eye brows only to draw them bk in with a pencil,
and if they argue about equel rights, next time they mone that u have left the toilet seet up, mone at them for leaving it down,,
and why you can ask repeatedly if they want somthing to eat, and they said no am not hungry but yet will then sit there picking off your plate
right im off b4 i get hanbushed by loads of hangry women with weighted handbags
one thing i cant understand, why women spend hours and pain plucking eye brows only to draw them bk in with a pencil,
and if they argue about equel rights, next time they mone that u have left the toilet seet up, mone at them for leaving it down,,
and why you can ask repeatedly if they want somthing to eat, and they said no am not hungry but yet will then sit there picking off your plate
right im off b4 i get hanbushed by loads of hangry women with weighted handbags
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tufty: We can live without them.......Palmela handerson just isn't a great substitute after a while......I'll get me coat....
She's also available in the new blow up version....
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tufty: We can live without them.......Palmela handerson just isn't a great substitute after a while......I'll get me coat....
funny ------ This thread is Archived ------
Claayer: Too bloody right it is! Something actually WORTH watching
Id like to come visit you...Ill bring the popcorn....
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Hugz_n_Kissez: Well that answers that question...No need to understand anything now!!!!!!!!
So, back to squabbling about politics then? Or will we fight about religion?
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Fallingman: So, back to squabbling about politics then? Or will we fight about religion?
No No please not that !!!!!! ------ This thread is Archived ------
Fallingman: So, back to squabbling about politics then? Or will we fight about religion?
Well let's have one of each...variety is the spice of life!!!!!!!!!!
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morganlee: :jawdrop i can't buy one here
Than you will have to settle for the real thing....Ill wrap it up for you and ge it shipped as soon as I find a big enough bow.....
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Than you will have to settle for the real thing....Ill wrap it up for you and ge it shipped as soon as I find a big enough bow.....[/quote Make it UPS next day delivery 
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Fallingman: So, back to squabbling about politics then? Or will we fight about religion?
I suppose....
They could make a Arnie doll on a nuns costume....
with built in speaker....
so every time he's been used and abused.... <cough>
when he gets deflated...
before he goes he says......
I'll be back
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morganlee: Than you will have to settle for the real thing....Ill wrap it up for you and ge it shipped as soon as I find a big enough bow.....[/quote Make it UPS next day delivery
Ill ship it TONIGHT!!!!
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deniz38: I m sorry I dont understan have i upset you. We have just been having fun and enjoying
No, of course, you haven't upset me, my friend!!
Fallingman has picked up on my comment (precitably)
as he realises I picked up on his.....Don't worry, he understands my humour...
FM.... you know I luvs ya!!
And, yes, you are indeed correct.... one of life's greatest pleasure, for sure!! ------ This thread is Archived ------
WTF...!!! 
Can't even bloody spell now!! "predictably..."
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roseofsharon: WTF...!!! Can't even bloody spell now!! "predictably..."
Welcome to my world....
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roseofsharon: WTF...!!! Can't even bloody spell now!! "predictably..."
Predictably indeed!
Actually I have changed my mind....I think I prefer full-assed juvenalia!
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DadofDucks:
Ill ship it TONIGHT!!!!
be looking for the postman !!! Ill ship it TONIGHT!!!!
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A very religious man spends his whole life giving most of his income to the poor, volunteering for youth, seniors and the church. He never pursues selfish motives and does his very best to please his god/godess (insert your preference here).
One day as he is bringing toys to an orphanage he is stunned to see the sky open up and rays of bright light shining down. I booming voice comes from the sky and says, "My son, for all the good works you have done I am going to reward you. You can ask me for anything and I will make it so.
The man thinks for a few moments and says, "Thank you lord, I am humbled and honored by this. Lord, I work hard and never have much me time. I would like you to build a bridge from California to Hawaii so I can take an occasional break and go there anytime.
God replies to the man, "I expected a more benevolent wish from you, somthing more selfless and thoughtful.
The man falls to his knees and asks the lord, "please forgive me God, you are correct I was consumed by a moment of weakness. What I really want God is to be able to understand my wife. I want to know what makes her happy and sad. I want to know what makes her tick. I want to know how to always say the right thing and please her at all times. I want to be able to keep her happy, understand how shes feeling and what shes thinking".
The voice replies from the sky, "How many lanes do you want on the bridge".