A happily married couple having their first baby were invited to make use of a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pains to the baby's biological father wherever he may be.
Both were happy to try it. The pain transfer was set for 10%, but the husband felt nothing.
So, the doctor increased it to 20%. Still, the father said he felt fine and his blood pressure was normal.
He invited the doctor to kick it up to 50%. Still there was no reaction.
The doctor was amazed and slowly transferred all the pain until the wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband and the doctor were ecstatic.
When they got home, they found the gardener lying almost dead at the gate.
Report threads that break rules, are offensive, or contain fighting. Staff may not be aware of the forum abuse, and cannot do anything about it unless you tell us about it. click to report forum abuse »
If one of the comments is offensive, please report the comment instead (there is a link in each comment to report it).
Both were happy to try it. The pain transfer was set for 10%, but the husband felt nothing.
So, the doctor increased it to 20%. Still, the father said he felt fine and his blood pressure was normal.
He invited the doctor to kick it up to 50%. Still there was no reaction.
The doctor was amazed and slowly transferred all the pain until the wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband and the doctor were ecstatic.
When they got home, they found the gardener lying almost dead at the gate.