Labor Pains ( Archived) (7)

Apr 3, 2008 2:43 PM CST Labor Pains
Guitarstrings
GuitarstringsGuitarstringsWinnipeg, Manitoba Canada42 Threads 73 Posts
A happily married couple having their first baby were invited to make use of a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pains to the baby's biological father wherever he may be.

Both were happy to try it. The pain transfer was set for 10%, but the husband felt nothing.

So, the doctor increased it to 20%. Still, the father said he felt fine and his blood pressure was normal.

He invited the doctor to kick it up to 50%. Still there was no reaction.

The doctor was amazed and slowly transferred all the pain until the wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband and the doctor were ecstatic.

When they got home, they found the gardener lying almost dead at the gate.
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Apr 3, 2008 2:45 PM CST Labor Pains
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA13 Threads 3,978 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing laugh Ha
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Apr 3, 2008 2:48 PM CST Labor Pains
DadofDucks
DadofDucksDadofDucksWentzville, Missouri USA9 Threads 2,123 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

saw it coming just wasnt sure where it would land...banana banana banana teddybear
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Apr 3, 2008 2:49 PM CST Labor Pains
DizzyDi
DizzyDiDizzyDiLancashire, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 1,761 Posts
That is cruel But funny, wish I could have had one of those machinesrolling on the floor laughing tongue rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 3, 2008 11:21 PM CST Labor Pains
rockstar0779
rockstar0779rockstar0779Topeka, Kansas USA26 Threads 290 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 4, 2008 12:07 AM CST Labor Pains
Serenity1971
Serenity1971Serenity1971Serenity's Island, New York USA81 Threads 2 Polls 3,815 Posts
That was great rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 4, 2008 12:12 AM CST Labor Pains
Fallenangel74
Fallenangel74Fallenangel74southern, British Columbia Canada5 Threads 879 Posts
HA!!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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