The X-factor for dates :) (600)
emc_eile: hey rauchy can work for me too! but does it REALLY impress us? that is the question???
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DadofDucks: Alright you forced my hand.... if you need details....
Dress casual I plan to play and have some fun. Pick you up in a pick up truck. Flowers in hand. You answer the door and Im in flannel shirt, blue jeans, cowboy hat and a rose in hand. Take a moment to let me stare at you and then we GO..
Hop in the truck and drive down some bouncy back roads I know of. Its so bouncy and rough that you need to sit close so I can hold you tight. We pop over a hill and theres a lovely quiet little pond behind a fence. We drive almost right into the pond hop out. While your admiring the view I get out a blanket and a basket for a lovely little picnic.
Ducks quacking, birds chirping....nice little picnic beverage of your choice, cheese, crackers, meats, fruits, and of course a little sweets for desert and some lovely conversations...
After some relaxing we load back up...next stop a little local carnival complete with rides, games, and noise. Noise and crowds mean I have to keep you very close. We ride all the rides, and play a few games. If were lucky I might win you a teddy bear, after dark its time to go again.
I take you to your door... Oh were not done yet, you have an hour (maybe more if you need I dont work on close time frames) and Ill be back. Dress nice were going to Kansas City.
Quick flight to KC and we end at the Plaza. If youve never been there than thats good if you have its even better. If we're lucky its after Thanksgiving and the lights are on.
We have a lovely candle light dinner and a very cozy restaurant. KC is my home town so we can discuss our childhoods and antices growing up.
After dinner we hail a carriage, yes they have horse drawn carriages on the Plaza. A very long slow ride around the plaza enjoying the sights and sounds and each other, snuggled close in the back of a carriage....
The rest we will leave up to the night and chemistry.....
HEY DOD you cracked it for me !!! Dress casual I plan to play and have some fun. Pick you up in a pick up truck. Flowers in hand. You answer the door and Im in flannel shirt, blue jeans, cowboy hat and a rose in hand. Take a moment to let me stare at you and then we GO..
Hop in the truck and drive down some bouncy back roads I know of. Its so bouncy and rough that you need to sit close so I can hold you tight. We pop over a hill and theres a lovely quiet little pond behind a fence. We drive almost right into the pond hop out. While your admiring the view I get out a blanket and a basket for a lovely little picnic.
Ducks quacking, birds chirping....nice little picnic beverage of your choice, cheese, crackers, meats, fruits, and of course a little sweets for desert and some lovely conversations...
After some relaxing we load back up...next stop a little local carnival complete with rides, games, and noise. Noise and crowds mean I have to keep you very close. We ride all the rides, and play a few games. If were lucky I might win you a teddy bear, after dark its time to go again.
I take you to your door... Oh were not done yet, you have an hour (maybe more if you need I dont work on close time frames) and Ill be back. Dress nice were going to Kansas City.
Quick flight to KC and we end at the Plaza. If youve never been there than thats good if you have its even better. If we're lucky its after Thanksgiving and the lights are on.
We have a lovely candle light dinner and a very cozy restaurant. KC is my home town so we can discuss our childhoods and antices growing up.
After dinner we hail a carriage, yes they have horse drawn carriages on the Plaza. A very long slow ride around the plaza enjoying the sights and sounds and each other, snuggled close in the back of a carriage....
The rest we will leave up to the night and chemistry.....
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DadofDucks: Alright you forced my hand.... if you need details....
Dress casual I plan to play and have some fun. Pick you up in a pick up truck. Flowers in hand. You answer the door and Im in flannel shirt, blue jeans, cowboy hat and a rose in hand. Take a moment to let me stare at you and then we GO..
Hop in the truck and drive down some bouncy back roads I know of. Its so bouncy and rough that you need to sit close so I can hold you tight. We pop over a hill and theres a lovely quiet little pond behind a fence. We drive almost right into the pond hop out. While your admiring the view I get out a blanket and a basket for a lovely little picnic.
Ducks quacking, birds chirping....nice little picnic beverage of your choice, cheese, crackers, meats, fruits, and of course a little sweets for desert and some lovely conversations...
After some relaxing we load back up...next stop a little local carnival complete with rides, games, and noise. Noise and crowds mean I have to keep you very close. We ride all the rides, and play a few games. If were lucky I might win you a teddy bear, after dark its time to go again.
I take you to your door... Oh were not done yet, you have an hour (maybe more if you need I dont work on close time frames) and Ill be back. Dress nice were going to Kansas City.
Quick flight to KC and we end at the Plaza. If youve never been there than thats good if you have its even better. If we're lucky its after Thanksgiving and the lights are on.
We have a lovely candle light dinner and a very cozy restaurant. KC is my home town so we can discuss our childhoods and antices growing up.
After dinner we hail a carriage, yes they have horse drawn carriages on the Plaza. A very long slow ride around the plaza enjoying the sights and sounds and each other, snuggled close in the back of a carriage....
The rest we will leave up to the night and chemistry.....
HEY DOD you cracked it for me !!! Dress casual I plan to play and have some fun. Pick you up in a pick up truck. Flowers in hand. You answer the door and Im in flannel shirt, blue jeans, cowboy hat and a rose in hand. Take a moment to let me stare at you and then we GO..
Hop in the truck and drive down some bouncy back roads I know of. Its so bouncy and rough that you need to sit close so I can hold you tight. We pop over a hill and theres a lovely quiet little pond behind a fence. We drive almost right into the pond hop out. While your admiring the view I get out a blanket and a basket for a lovely little picnic.
Ducks quacking, birds chirping....nice little picnic beverage of your choice, cheese, crackers, meats, fruits, and of course a little sweets for desert and some lovely conversations...
After some relaxing we load back up...next stop a little local carnival complete with rides, games, and noise. Noise and crowds mean I have to keep you very close. We ride all the rides, and play a few games. If were lucky I might win you a teddy bear, after dark its time to go again.
I take you to your door... Oh were not done yet, you have an hour (maybe more if you need I dont work on close time frames) and Ill be back. Dress nice were going to Kansas City.
Quick flight to KC and we end at the Plaza. If youve never been there than thats good if you have its even better. If we're lucky its after Thanksgiving and the lights are on.
We have a lovely candle light dinner and a very cozy restaurant. KC is my home town so we can discuss our childhoods and antices growing up.
After dinner we hail a carriage, yes they have horse drawn carriages on the Plaza. A very long slow ride around the plaza enjoying the sights and sounds and each other, snuggled close in the back of a carriage....
The rest we will leave up to the night and chemistry.....
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how can you tell if your coming,or going 
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I'm hiding I could get in SOOOOOO much trouble in here ------ This thread is Archived ------
emc_eile: has potential ... but should we ask for more? he's starting to get the idea!!! lets confer
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DadofDucks: Alright you forced my hand.... if you need details....
Dress casual I plan to play and have some fun. Pick you up in a pick up truck. Flowers in hand. You answer the door and Im in flannel shirt, blue jeans, cowboy hat and a rose in hand. Take a moment to let me stare at you and then we GO..
Hop in the truck and drive down some bouncy back roads I know of. Its so bouncy and rough that you need to sit close so I can hold you tight. We pop over a hill and theres a lovely quiet little pond behind a fence. We drive almost right into the pond hop out. While your admiring the view I get out a blanket and a basket for a lovely little picnic.
Ducks quacking, birds chirping....nice little picnic beverage of your choice, cheese, crackers, meats, fruits, and of course a little sweets for desert and some lovely conversations...
After some relaxing we load back up...next stop a little local carnival complete with rides, games, and noise. Noise and crowds mean I have to keep you very close. We ride all the rides, and play a few games. If were lucky I might win you a teddy bear, after dark its time to go again.
I take you to your door... Oh were not done yet, you have an hour (maybe more if you need I dont work on close time frames) and Ill be back. Dress nice were going to Kansas City.
Quick flight to KC and we end at the Plaza. If youve never been there than thats good if you have its even better. If we're lucky its after Thanksgiving and the lights are on.
We have a lovely candle light dinner and a very cozy restaurant. KC is my home town so we can discuss our childhoods and antices growing up.
After dinner we hail a carriage, yes they have horse drawn carriages on the Plaza. A very long slow ride around the plaza enjoying the sights and sounds and each other, snuggled close in the back of a carriage....
The rest we will leave up to the night and chemistry.....
Dress casual I plan to play and have some fun. Pick you up in a pick up truck. Flowers in hand. You answer the door and Im in flannel shirt, blue jeans, cowboy hat and a rose in hand. Take a moment to let me stare at you and then we GO..
Hop in the truck and drive down some bouncy back roads I know of. Its so bouncy and rough that you need to sit close so I can hold you tight. We pop over a hill and theres a lovely quiet little pond behind a fence. We drive almost right into the pond hop out. While your admiring the view I get out a blanket and a basket for a lovely little picnic.
Ducks quacking, birds chirping....nice little picnic beverage of your choice, cheese, crackers, meats, fruits, and of course a little sweets for desert and some lovely conversations...
After some relaxing we load back up...next stop a little local carnival complete with rides, games, and noise. Noise and crowds mean I have to keep you very close. We ride all the rides, and play a few games. If were lucky I might win you a teddy bear, after dark its time to go again.
I take you to your door... Oh were not done yet, you have an hour (maybe more if you need I dont work on close time frames) and Ill be back. Dress nice were going to Kansas City.
Quick flight to KC and we end at the Plaza. If youve never been there than thats good if you have its even better. If we're lucky its after Thanksgiving and the lights are on.
We have a lovely candle light dinner and a very cozy restaurant. KC is my home town so we can discuss our childhoods and antices growing up.
After dinner we hail a carriage, yes they have horse drawn carriages on the Plaza. A very long slow ride around the plaza enjoying the sights and sounds and each other, snuggled close in the back of a carriage....
The rest we will leave up to the night and chemistry.....
well now, we knew you could do it .... reckon he could be in, what ya think????
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jimbhoy: I'm hiding I could get in SOOOOOO much trouble in here
yep you could ! 
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emc_eile: well now, we knew you could do it .... reckon he could be in, what ya think????
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where's joanne ? hope she hasn't given into temptation and is being corrupted ! 
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Why did God give women Thrush???
So they know what its like to live with an irritating c*nt before she marries one 
So they know what its like to live with an irritating c*nt before she marries one
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morganlee: i think we should, after all look what DOD came up with ( not completely original ) but much improved
OK dunno if kmd is around but 2 judges say more!!! go for it ronaldj!!
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DadofDucks: Alright you forced my hand.... if you need details....
Dress casual I plan to play and have some fun. Pick you up in a pick up truck. Flowers in hand. You answer the door and Im in flannel shirt, blue jeans, cowboy hat and a rose in hand. Take a moment to let me stare at you and then we GO..
Hop in the truck and drive down some bouncy back roads I know of. Its so bouncy and rough that you need to sit close so I can hold you tight. We pop over a hill and theres a lovely quiet little pond behind a fence. We drive almost right into the pond hop out. While your admiring the view I get out a blanket and a basket for a lovely little picnic.
Ducks quacking, birds chirping....nice little picnic beverage of your choice, cheese, crackers, meats, fruits, and of course a little sweets for desert and some lovely conversations...
After some relaxing we load back up...next stop a little local carnival complete with rides, games, and noise. Noise and crowds mean I have to keep you very close. We ride all the rides, and play a few games. If were lucky I might win you a teddy bear, after dark its time to go again.
I take you to your door... Oh were not done yet, you have an hour (maybe more if you need I dont work on close time frames) and Ill be back. Dress nice were going to Kansas City.
Quick flight to KC and we end at the Plaza. If youve never been there than thats good if you have its even better. If we're lucky its after Thanksgiving and the lights are on.
We have a lovely candle light dinner and a very cozy restaurant. KC is my home town so we can discuss our childhoods and antices growing up.
After dinner we hail a carriage, yes they have horse drawn carriages on the Plaza. A very long slow ride around the plaza enjoying the sights and sounds and each other, snuggled close in the back of a carriage....
The rest we will leave up to the night and chemistry.....
Dress casual I plan to play and have some fun. Pick you up in a pick up truck. Flowers in hand. You answer the door and Im in flannel shirt, blue jeans, cowboy hat and a rose in hand. Take a moment to let me stare at you and then we GO..
Hop in the truck and drive down some bouncy back roads I know of. Its so bouncy and rough that you need to sit close so I can hold you tight. We pop over a hill and theres a lovely quiet little pond behind a fence. We drive almost right into the pond hop out. While your admiring the view I get out a blanket and a basket for a lovely little picnic.
Ducks quacking, birds chirping....nice little picnic beverage of your choice, cheese, crackers, meats, fruits, and of course a little sweets for desert and some lovely conversations...
After some relaxing we load back up...next stop a little local carnival complete with rides, games, and noise. Noise and crowds mean I have to keep you very close. We ride all the rides, and play a few games. If were lucky I might win you a teddy bear, after dark its time to go again.
I take you to your door... Oh were not done yet, you have an hour (maybe more if you need I dont work on close time frames) and Ill be back. Dress nice were going to Kansas City.
Quick flight to KC and we end at the Plaza. If youve never been there than thats good if you have its even better. If we're lucky its after Thanksgiving and the lights are on.
We have a lovely candle light dinner and a very cozy restaurant. KC is my home town so we can discuss our childhoods and antices growing up.
After dinner we hail a carriage, yes they have horse drawn carriages on the Plaza. A very long slow ride around the plaza enjoying the sights and sounds and each other, snuggled close in the back of a carriage....
The rest we will leave up to the night and chemistry.....
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emc_eile: OK dunno if kmd is around but 2 judges say more!!! go for it ronaldj!! we want more!!!!!!!
agreed 
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morganlee: where's joanne ? hope she hasn't given into temptation and is being corrupted !
OH I hope agman isn't off trying to bribe her again
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jimbhoy: Why did God give women Thrush???
So they know what its like to live with an irritating c*nt before she marries one
So they know what its like to live with an irritating c*nt before she marries one
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morganlee: we are looking for romance
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I would love to pour on the real charm here, but I would hate to blow my cover.
Besides.. everyone is way too far away to date
Besides.. everyone is way too far away to date
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has potential ... but should we ask for more? he's starting to get the idea!!! lets confer