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Apr 11, 2008 1:20 PM CST A 4 question quiz you will fail...
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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Apr 11, 2008 1:40 PM CST A 4 question quiz you will fail...
rescuemepleez
rescuemepleezrescuemepleezclydebank, Strathclyde, Scotland UK9 Threads 459 Posts
Smarty Pants..laugh good wit...thanks.
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Apr 11, 2008 1:42 PM CST A 4 question quiz you will fail...
prncss4someone
prncss4someoneprncss4someoneHopeful, Michigan USA57 Threads 8 Polls 7,227 Posts
blues why did you give us the answers too?

you had a great opportunity to watch a lot of people make fools of themselves...laugh



wave I would have been one of them............applause
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Apr 11, 2008 3:12 PM CST A 4 question quiz you will fail...
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK107 Threads 9 Polls 15,888 Posts
bajanblue: Oh! my side hurt.


hahaha giggle


wave hug
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Apr 11, 2008 3:25 PM CST A 4 question quiz you will fail...
joanie04984
joanie04984joanie04984North Woods, Maine USA4 Threads 344 Posts
What's gray and comes in quarts?











Answer: Look in the refrigerator laugh
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Apr 11, 2008 4:18 PM CST A 4 question quiz you will fail...
joanie04984: What's gray and comes in quarts?Answer: Look in the refrigerator


Eww barf laugh
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