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desmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 PostsThere was a man mowing his lawn and this blond came outside and she went to her mail box and checked her mail and their wasn't anything in it. Then a couple hours later the guy was trimming the trees, the blond came back out and checked her mail again and she shut it and was walking back to her house and the guy asked her what was wrong she said she was on the internet and this message popped up and said you've got mail!
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Thats prob a true story!
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You're just SO silly hun....
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desmond: There was a man mowing his lawn and this blond came outside and she went to her mail box and checked her mail and their wasn't anything in it. Then a couple hours later the guy was trimming the trees, the blond came back out and checked her mail again and she shut it and was walking back to her house and the guy asked her what was wrong she said she was on the internet and this message popped up and said you've got mail!
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haha ive actually heard that one a few yrs ago.
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lol u never know
hehe gotta love that smiley
hehe gotta love that smiley
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desmond: There was a man mowing his lawn and this blond came outside and she went to her mail box and checked her mail and their wasn't anything in it. Then a couple hours later the guy was trimming the trees, the blond came back out and checked her mail again and she shut it and was walking back to her house and the guy asked her what was wrong she said she was on the internet and this message popped up and said you've got mail!
I wonder if that was the same lady I met last week. She came to fill out an application, and we had an interesting conversation.
She thought a quarterback was a refund. She thought General Motors was in the army. She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. At the bottom of an application where it says "sign here," she wrote "Sagittarius.".
She asked for something to drink, I sent for someone to bring her a bottle of orange juice. She got the bottle and gazed at it for serveral minutes, maybe 10-15...I asked her what she was doing, she responded with, "well, it say concentrate". At that point, I just walked away. I heard her call out for me, so I turned around, she said, "ma'am, I was wondering, if we are done here, is it possible for you to give me a ride back home, cuz I sold my car for gas money"....
j/k
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Good one Des
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