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Apr 20, 2008 7:56 PM CST What life would be like if we all had ......
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
solar fans stuck up our butts.

When you pass gas it would be easier to get rid of.

We could skateboard for a long time.

It would be hard to sit though.

You could sneak up on someone and stick a playing card in their fan and scare them good.

If you sit on the blades you could go round and round. Weeeeeeee!

if you are mad you could let the crap hit the fan.

You could trim the bushes and weed wack the yard.

You could dry your nail anytime ladies.

You could cool off you supper if it was to hot at the restyourrump.


Hey! its time for supper! wave
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Apr 20, 2008 8:02 PM CST What life would be like if we all had ......
mastic55
mastic55mastic55Long Island, New York USA167 Threads 6,859 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I try.
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Apr 20, 2008 8:35 PM CST What life would be like if we all had ......
Wolftrap
WolftrapWolftrapMurray, Utah USA7 Threads 120 Posts
My ten-year old boy has been on the local news for his skateboarding skills, and...uh...I taught him everything he knows. I recently taught him what was called "A straight line without killing yourself."

He laughed in my face :)
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Apr 20, 2008 8:39 PM CST What life would be like if we all had ......
classicrockgirl
classicrockgirlclassicrockgirlInverness, Florida USA12 Threads 2,414 Posts
How do you come up with these things?rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 20, 2008 8:40 PM CST What life would be like if we all had ......
mastic55
mastic55mastic55Long Island, New York USA167 Threads 6,859 Posts
A fan on my butt would not be good, if I feel asleep and rolled onto my back, I would cut my nut's off...
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Apr 20, 2008 8:41 PM CST What life would be like if we all had ......
classicrockgirl
classicrockgirlclassicrockgirlInverness, Florida USA12 Threads 2,414 Posts
mastic55: A fan on my butt would not be good, if I feel asleep and rolled onto my back, I would cut my nut's off...



Well I am sure there would be an on and off switchlaugh
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Apr 20, 2008 8:43 PM CST What life would be like if we all had ......
mastic55
mastic55mastic55Long Island, New York USA167 Threads 6,859 Posts
classicrockgirl: Well I am sure there would be an on and off switch
I hope so.....thanks...I can sleep now.rolling on the floor laughing handshake
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Apr 21, 2008 12:54 AM CST What life would be like if we all had ......
roseofsharon
roseofsharonroseofsharonmanchester, Hampshire, England UK60 Threads 3 Polls 8,699 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: solar fans stuck up our butts.

When you pass gas it would be easier to get rid of.

We could skateboard for a long time.

It would be hard to sit though.

You could sneak up on someone and stick a playing card in their fan and scare them good.

If you sit on the blades you could go round and round. Weeeeeeee!

if you are mad you could let the crap hit the fan.

You could trim the bushes and weed wack the yard.

You could dry your nail anytime ladies.

You could cool off you supper if it was to hot at the restyourrump.Hey! its time for supper!


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Ohhh Len...!!

"RestYourRump"...??? Please, please tell me you made that up??!! roll eyes
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Apr 21, 2008 1:12 AM CST What life would be like if we all had ......
pencilartist
pencilartistpencilartisttuscon, Arizona USA53 Threads 492 Posts
If there was no war and there was peace etc
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