MAYDAY .... (14)
smoky: Distress signal ..." Mayday mayday, we are sinking."
Reply from German ship "Yes, ve are hearing you, vot is your problem?"
"Mayday mayday, we are sinking!"
German radio operator ... "Yes, I am hearing you, VOT is your problem?"
"Mayday mayday, help, we are sinking!!!!!!!!!"
German radio operator .... "Und vot are you sinking?"
Reply from German ship "Yes, ve are hearing you, vot is your problem?"
"Mayday mayday, we are sinking!"
German radio operator ... "Yes, I am hearing you, VOT is your problem?"
"Mayday mayday, help, we are sinking!!!!!!!!!"
German radio operator .... "Und vot are you sinking?"
I saw that video!
it's brilliant!
smoky: Distress signal ..." Mayday mayday, we are sinking."
Reply from German ship "Yes, ve are hearing you, vot is your problem?"
"Mayday mayday, we are sinking!"
German radio operator ... "Yes, I am hearing you, VOT is your problem?"
"Mayday mayday, help, we are sinking!!!!!!!!!"
German radio operator .... "Und vot are you sinking?"
Reply from German ship "Yes, ve are hearing you, vot is your problem?"
"Mayday mayday, we are sinking!"
German radio operator ... "Yes, I am hearing you, VOT is your problem?"
"Mayday mayday, help, we are sinking!!!!!!!!!"
German radio operator .... "Und vot are you sinking?"
All this rain here is making me think of wet jokes..... I think I remember this one correctly....
Naval fleet sailing an ocean, radar operator spots a blip on his screen, on a collision course with fleet, sends message "Change course please".
Gets reply back "YOU change course".
Sends another message "NO, We are Her Majesties Fleet, Please change your course heading"
Reply comes back "YOU change YOUR course!"
Radar operator calls the Captain, tells him of stubborn reply signals.
Captain radios "This is Her Majesties Fleet Captain, suggest you change course immediately, you are on a direct collision course with HM entire fleet!"
Reply comes back "And we are a foocking Lighthouse!"
Naval fleet sailing an ocean, radar operator spots a blip on his screen, on a collision course with fleet, sends message "Change course please".
Gets reply back "YOU change course".
Sends another message "NO, We are Her Majesties Fleet, Please change your course heading"
Reply comes back "YOU change YOUR course!"
Radar operator calls the Captain, tells him of stubborn reply signals.
Captain radios "This is Her Majesties Fleet Captain, suggest you change course immediately, you are on a direct collision course with HM entire fleet!"
Reply comes back "And we are a foocking Lighthouse!"
you had me in giggles!
smoky: Distress signal ..." Mayday mayday, we are sinking."
Reply from German ship "Yes, ve are hearing you, vot is your problem?"
"Mayday mayday, we are sinking!"
German radio operator ... "Yes, I am hearing you, VOT is your problem?"
"Mayday mayday, help, we are sinking!!!!!!!!!"
German radio operator .... "Und vot are you sinking?"
Reply from German ship "Yes, ve are hearing you, vot is your problem?"
"Mayday mayday, we are sinking!"
German radio operator ... "Yes, I am hearing you, VOT is your problem?"
"Mayday mayday, help, we are sinking!!!!!!!!!"
German radio operator .... "Und vot are you sinking?"
Reminds me of a Story I heard about a Fellow that sprang a small leak on his Boat off Florida.
Got on the Coast-Guard Frequency on the Radio and started shouting MAYTAG,MAYTAG,MAYTAG seems they got it sorted out nevertheless,in spite of him trying to call the Appliance Manufacturer
Conrad73: Reminds me of a Story I heard about a Fellow that sprang a small leak on his Boat off Florida.
Got on the Coast-Guard Frequency on the Radio and started shouting MAYTAG,MAYTAG,MAYTAG seems they got it sorted out nevertheless,in spite of him trying to call the Appliance Manufacturer
Got on the Coast-Guard Frequency on the Radio and started shouting MAYTAG,MAYTAG,MAYTAG seems they got it sorted out nevertheless,in spite of him trying to call the Appliance Manufacturer
RAIN RAIN RAIN...... And this morning my grandkids, playing in rain puddles, vanished into a treehole!
smoky: All this rain here is making me think of wet jokes..... I think I remember this one correctly....
Naval fleet sailing an ocean, radar operator spots a blip on his screen, on a collision course with fleet, sends message "Change course please".
Gets reply back "YOU change course".
Sends another message "NO, We are Her Majesties Fleet, Please change your course heading"
Reply comes back "YOU change YOUR course!"
Radar operator calls the Captain, tells him of stubborn reply signals.
Captain radios "This is Her Majesties Fleet Captain, suggest you change course immediately, you are on a direct collision course with HM entire fleet!"
Reply comes back "And we are a foocking Lighthouse!"
Yes,heard that oneNaval fleet sailing an ocean, radar operator spots a blip on his screen, on a collision course with fleet, sends message "Change course please".
Gets reply back "YOU change course".
Sends another message "NO, We are Her Majesties Fleet, Please change your course heading"
Reply comes back "YOU change YOUR course!"
Radar operator calls the Captain, tells him of stubborn reply signals.
Captain radios "This is Her Majesties Fleet Captain, suggest you change course immediately, you are on a direct collision course with HM entire fleet!"
Reply comes back "And we are a foocking Lighthouse!"
smoky: RAIN RAIN RAIN...... And this morning my grandkids, playing in rain puddles, vanished into a treehole!
The saying "Still Waters Run Deep" takes on a totally NEW meaning Like Stanley and Olly crossing that River in "Way Out West" with Olly finding his Own Original Path
smoky: All this rain here is making me think of wet jokes..... I think I remember this one correctly....
Naval fleet sailing an ocean, radar operator spots a blip on his screen, on a collision course with fleet, sends message "Change course please".
Gets reply back "YOU change course".
Sends another message "NO, We are Her Majesties Fleet, Please change your course heading"
Reply comes back "YOU change YOUR course!"
Radar operator calls the Captain, tells him of stubborn reply signals.
Captain radios "This is Her Majesties Fleet Captain, suggest you change course immediately, you are on a direct collision course with HM entire fleet!"
Reply comes back "And we are a foocking Lighthouse!"
Naval fleet sailing an ocean, radar operator spots a blip on his screen, on a collision course with fleet, sends message "Change course please".
Gets reply back "YOU change course".
Sends another message "NO, We are Her Majesties Fleet, Please change your course heading"
Reply comes back "YOU change YOUR course!"
Radar operator calls the Captain, tells him of stubborn reply signals.
Captain radios "This is Her Majesties Fleet Captain, suggest you change course immediately, you are on a direct collision course with HM entire fleet!"
Reply comes back "And we are a foocking Lighthouse!"
It,s a cracker Smokey.
German man in a uk court (this is true) and he doesn,t speak a word of English. Judge asks court usher to see if anyone in court speaks German. Man up in the gallery,member of the public, puts his hand up and is asked to come down and translate. Man goes to the judge for a conflab and the judge asks him to first of all ask the German geezer his name. Man turns round,looks at the accused and says " Vot iss your nime?" Think he got sent down for that.
Elley: It,s a cracker Smokey.
German man in a uk court (this is true) and he doesn,t speak a word of English. Judge asks court usher to see if anyone in court speaks German. Man up in the gallery,member of the public, puts his hand up and is asked to come down and translate. Man goes to the judge for a conflab and the judge asks him to first of all ask the German geezer his name. Man turns round,looks at the accused and says " Vot iss your nime?" Think he got sent down for that.
German man in a uk court (this is true) and he doesn,t speak a word of English. Judge asks court usher to see if anyone in court speaks German. Man up in the gallery,member of the public, puts his hand up and is asked to come down and translate. Man goes to the judge for a conflab and the judge asks him to first of all ask the German geezer his name. Man turns round,looks at the accused and says " Vot iss your nime?" Think he got sent down for that.
British Police do have a sense of humour too you know.
Somewhere in the midlands the local police authority built a new helipad with a little access road leading to it. The police invited suggestions from the force for a name for this little access road.
One wag of a bobby suggested " Letsby Avenue" and they went for it. Love it. Got to go to work again.
Somewhere in the midlands the local police authority built a new helipad with a little access road leading to it. The police invited suggestions from the force for a name for this little access road.
One wag of a bobby suggested " Letsby Avenue" and they went for it. Love it.
Got to go to work again.smoky: Distress signal ..." Mayday mayday, we are sinking."
Reply from German ship "Yes, ve are hearing you, vot is your problem?"
"Mayday mayday, we are sinking!"
German radio operator ... "Yes, I am hearing you, VOT is your problem?"
"Mayday mayday, help, we are sinking!!!!!!!!!"
German radio operator .... "Und vot are you sinking?"
Reply from German ship "Yes, ve are hearing you, vot is your problem?"
"Mayday mayday, we are sinking!"
German radio operator ... "Yes, I am hearing you, VOT is your problem?"
"Mayday mayday, help, we are sinking!!!!!!!!!"
German radio operator .... "Und vot are you sinking?"
Wow lol
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Reply from German ship "Yes, ve are hearing you, vot is your problem?"
"Mayday mayday, we are sinking!"
German radio operator ... "Yes, I am hearing you, VOT is your problem?"
"Mayday mayday, help, we are sinking!!!!!!!!!"
German radio operator .... "Und vot are you sinking?"