Whats your favourite saying/quote? (210)
JASON656MACKAY, Queensland Australia8 Threads 123 PostsFOOLS CHATTER...WISE MEN LISTEN....oscar wilde.
If your gonna be a turd go lay in the yard.
Twodawgz: If your gonna be a turd go lay in the yard.
i am going to use that one on my kids!!Ralf74: i am going to use that one on my kids!!
My youngest was just being a turd so I said that to him and he just laughed at me and said "no, i am going to say that to Riz" (nickname of older brother), then he walked out of my room giggling. 
Ralf74: haha, yeah, i could see how that would work, although he wasn't being a turd to me, just his brother. I had to call him in to say it to him and I wasn't too stern about it.
A little like
- After all the talking and machinating, we have reached the point of what I am about to utter- without predjudice enabling the exit of all parties to thier respective spaces to chill --- do da do da-- tic tac tow
Only kill what you are prepared to eat! 
sticks & stones may break my bones but whips & chains excite me
blondeaozichick: oh go on then you smooth talking devil
ehem....there is a queue blonde
When a man steals yourwife,there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
David Bissonette
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Sacha Guitry
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Anonymous
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?
Dumas
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Sigmund Freud
'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
Anonymous
'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
Sam Kinison
'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
James Holt McGavra
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut your mouth.
Patrick Murra
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....
Nash
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Anonymous
My wife and I were happy for twenty years.. Then we met.
Henny Youngman
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Rodney Dangerfield
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
Anonymous
David Bissonette
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Sacha Guitry
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Anonymous
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?
Dumas
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Sigmund Freud
'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
Anonymous
'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
Sam Kinison
'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
James Holt McGavra
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut your mouth.
Patrick Murra
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....
Nash
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Anonymous
My wife and I were happy for twenty years.. Then we met.
Henny Youngman
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Rodney Dangerfield
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
Anonymous
Cheaters never prosper
blondies tease....red heads please....
Twodawgz: blondies tease....red heads please....
youll have em cat fightin in the threads now Dawgz ..
Twodawgz: blondies tease....red heads please....
You can say that again
redozichick: You can say that again
Red heads
Twodawgz: Red heads bleed please..
you bad boy... there will be a msg in your box tonight
redozichick: you bad boy... there will be a msg in your box tonight
suppose your expecting something in your box too aye.
Twodawgz: suppose your expecting something in your box too aye.
Ahuh 8========================DIf it wasn't for the last minute,
nothing would get done around here
(have this written on my wall at work)
nothing would get done around here
(have this written on my wall at work)
Im sorry... you seem to have me confused with someone who gives a fark...
Seriously its my fav thing to say
Seriously its my fav thing to say
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