RobbieMHertford, Hertfordshire, England UK4,553 posts
Scottishlass: What do you do when someone's in your face having a conversation with you and their breath stinks (this is not a joke, but it's funny I just wanna know what you do). Me personally I try to end the conversation as quickly as possible and sometimes I hold my breath or try to turn my head and hope someone calls me on my cellphone so I can take the call.
This is what you say to them
"What the hell did you have for lunch, a dead dog and stale beer?"
If that fails belch, break wind and then say excuse me i have to go apply some more cream on my scabies scabs and they will soon run for the hills.
suew75hull, East Riding of Yorkshire, England UK554 posts
Scottishlass: What do you do when someone's in your face having a conversation with you and their breath stinks (this is not a joke, but it's funny I just wanna know what you do). Me personally I try to end the conversation as quickly as possible and sometimes I hold my breath or try to turn my head and hope someone calls me on my cellphone so I can take the call.
usually just ask if they been eating garlic or some other smelly food and offer them a chewy
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