easygoingguysomewhere in paradise, Western Australia Australia27 Threads274 Posts
easygoingguyOPsomewhere in paradise, Western Australia Australia274 posts
Boss walked into his office one day not knowing that his zipper was down. His assistant noticed and not wanting to embarrass him said "this morning when you left the house did you close the garage door?" He answered yes and went into his office puzzled by the question. As he sat down at his desk he noticed that his zipper was open and suddenly it dawned on him what she said. He headed out for a cup of coffee and stopped by her desk and asked " When my garage door was open did you notice my Hummer parked in there?" She smiled and replied, " no all I saw was an old mini van with two flat tyres"
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"this morning when you left the house did you close the garage door?"
He answered yes and went into his office puzzled by the question.
As he sat down at his desk he noticed that his zipper was open and suddenly it dawned on him what she said. He headed out for a cup of coffee and stopped by her desk and asked " When my garage door was open did you notice my Hummer parked in there?" She smiled and replied,
" no all I saw was an old mini van with two flat tyres"