The Bar Is Open.........It Is Always Ladies Night................... ( Archived) (175)

May 10, 2008 12:28 AM CST The Bar Is Open.........It Is Always Ladies Night...................
DizzyDi
DizzyDiDizzyDiLancashire, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 1,761 Posts
desmond: Drinking with you pouring another double for you god is it hot in here or just me


well I am still here head banger
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May 10, 2008 12:30 AM CST The Bar Is Open.........It Is Always Ladies Night...................
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA13 Threads 3,978 Posts
hillbillyhoney: well lets see I can account for being gone living in Ky almost got hit by those 3 tornadoes that did hit Virginia.I'm Honey and we been trying to help our neighbor out with food,blankets,water,


Wow, that's terrible. I hope things are getting better. I'm Barry and it's my pleasure. hug
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May 10, 2008 12:31 AM CST The Bar Is Open.........It Is Always Ladies Night...................
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA13 Threads 3,978 Posts
Des, you haven't told a joke all night. I understand that you're busy with the ladies. rolling on the floor laughing
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May 10, 2008 12:31 AM CST The Bar Is Open.........It Is Always Ladies Night...................
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
DizzyDi: well I am still here



Is that your hand on my leg or am I just dreaming again devil
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May 10, 2008 12:33 AM CST The Bar Is Open.........It Is Always Ladies Night...................
DizzyDi
DizzyDiDizzyDiLancashire, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 1,761 Posts
desmond: Is that your hand on my leg or am I just dreaming again


your dreaminghappy place happy place
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May 10, 2008 12:46 AM CST The Bar Is Open.........It Is Always Ladies Night...................
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
Beers for everyone!

A guy walked into a bar and said
"Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender."

But when it was time to pay, the guy didn't have the money, so the bartender beat him up.

The next day the guy did the same thing, ordered a beer for everyone, even the bartender, and the bartender beat him up since the guy couldn't pay.

Then the next day, the guy said "Beers for everyone! But not you, bartender!"

The bartender said "Why?"

The guy replyed "You're violent when you're drunk!"
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May 10, 2008 12:47 AM CST The Bar Is Open.........It Is Always Ladies Night...................
DizzyDi
DizzyDiDizzyDiLancashire, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 1,761 Posts
desmond: Beers for everyone!

A guy walked into a bar and said
"Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender."

But when it was time to pay, the guy didn't have the money, so the bartender beat him up.

The next day the guy did the same thing, ordered a beer for everyone, even the bartender, and the bartender beat him up since the guy couldn't pay.

Then the next day, the guy said "Beers for everyone! But not you, bartender!"

The bartender said "Why?"

The guy replyed "You're violent when you're drunk!"
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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May 10, 2008 12:54 AM CST The Bar Is Open.........It Is Always Ladies Night...................
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
dcj22: Des, if you're too drunk to know if it's your hand or a womans, maybe you need to put that bottle away!!



Dana it was my left hand so I thought confused frustrated It was someone else


tongue tongue tongue tongue
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May 10, 2008 12:56 AM CST The Bar Is Open.........It Is Always Ladies Night...................
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA13 Threads 3,978 Posts
dcj22: Des, if you're too drunk to know if it's your hand or a womans, maybe you need to put that bottle away!!


Hey Dana. hug teddybear
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May 10, 2008 12:57 AM CST The Bar Is Open.........It Is Always Ladies Night...................
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA13 Threads 3,978 Posts
Have to go all, bed is calling my name. teddybear cheers hug
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May 10, 2008 12:58 AM CST The Bar Is Open.........It Is Always Ladies Night...................
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
KrazieStill: Have to go all, bed is calling my name.



Have a good night Barry cheers cheers
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May 10, 2008 1:09 AM CST The Bar Is Open.........It Is Always Ladies Night...................
DizzyDi
DizzyDiDizzyDiLancashire, England UK26 Threads 1 Polls 1,761 Posts
desmond: Have a good night Barry


night night happy place happy place
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May 10, 2008 1:25 AM CST The Bar Is Open.........It Is Always Ladies Night...................
dcj22
dcj22dcj22Somewhere, Tennessee USA102 Threads 3 Polls 11,581 Posts
KrazieStill: Hey Dana.


Hey sweetie. How are ya? I left you a message about your slurpy in that other thread.

Sorry, I'm in and out tonight, apparently mostly out! It's good to see you though. Love the nun joke. hug
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May 10, 2008 1:26 AM CST The Bar Is Open.........It Is Always Ladies Night...................
Shadow_lover
Shadow_loverShadow_loverWest Palm, Florida USA41 Threads 12 Polls 1,317 Posts
Hey member me??wave
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May 10, 2008 1:26 AM CST The Bar Is Open.........It Is Always Ladies Night...................
dcj22
dcj22dcj22Somewhere, Tennessee USA102 Threads 3 Polls 11,581 Posts
Woops - should have looked at the next post. I missed him. damn
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May 11, 2008 2:02 AM CST The Bar Is Open.........It Is Always Ladies Night...................
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
I have a 2-liter bottle of pepsi for Barry


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May 11, 2008 2:03 AM CST The Bar Is Open.........It Is Always Ladies Night...................
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA13 Threads 3,978 Posts
desmond: I have a 2-liter bottle of pepsi for Barry


Yea. Um Pepsi. rolling on the floor laughing banana danceline party
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May 11, 2008 2:08 AM CST The Bar Is Open.........It Is Always Ladies Night...................
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
KrazieStill: Yea. Um Pepsi.



Barryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yay yay yay


how are you my friend dancing dancing dancing
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May 11, 2008 2:08 AM CST The Bar Is Open.........It Is Always Ladies Night...................
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA13 Threads 3,978 Posts
desmond: Barryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy how are you my friend


Okayish, fight with Karen. Women. dunno
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May 11, 2008 2:09 AM CST The Bar Is Open.........It Is Always Ladies Night...................
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA13 Threads 3,978 Posts
But hey, what the hell. dancing
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