cheezy pickup lines! (16)
Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight.
Twodawgz: Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight.
lol never herd that one
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
wanna dance - na - spose a f--k is out of the question
Let's get drunk and take advantage of each other. Or, I could get drunk and you could just take advantage of me. OR, you can stay here and get drunk and I can go home and take advantage of myself. Either way, it's up to you
Im gonna be cummin at you from so many different Directions your gonna think your f@ckin surrounded!!!!!
That one works on me everytime !!!
Lmfao
Kizzy
That one works on me everytime !!!
Lmfao
Kizzy
kizzy27: Im gonna be cummin at you from so many different Directions your gonna think your f@ckin surrounded!!!!!That one works on me everytime !!!Lmfao
Kizzy
Kizzy
Do you know what looks good on me ??
You
You
ROFL havent heard that one before.
Im a bed watcher, im looking for a big breasted bed thrasher, seen one?
Im a bed watcher, im looking for a big breasted bed thrasher, seen one?
grrrr replace bed with bird lol
but only the first bed lol
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I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
ok i havent really herd this but i know some1 that says it all the time
Bubs