desert island (32)
wedwardlinz, Upper Austria Austria680 Threads 7,252 Postsyour on a desert island u have shelter food and when the ship sank over 20000bottles of wine washed ashore but not a bottle opener. then one day a guy walks into your camp off the same ship and he has a bottle opener and 2 glasses what do you say to him?
wedward: your on a desert island u have shelter food and when the ship sank over 20000bottles of wine washed ashore but not a bottle opener. then one day a guy walks into your camp off the same ship and he has a bottle opener and 2 glasses what do you say to him?
"Do you believe in love at first sight? ..... wanna open my bottle?"
smoky: "Do you believe in love at first sight? ..... wanna open my bottle?"
or fancy meeting you here thats a nice pair you have there and your tool will come in handy right now
Hiya buddy! Are you thirsty?
kidatheart: Hiya buddy! Are you thirsty?
no but i pull a good corkwedward: no but i pull a good cork
Pull up a seat, uncork that bottle and we,ll 'party'
cathy61: Pull up a seat, uncork that bottle and we,ll 'party'
stop right there if i open the bottle whats in it for mewedward: stop right there if i open the bottle whats in it for me
Your every wish come true with V.A.T.
Now open that bottle I,m busting for a drink
cathy61: Your every wish come true with V.A.T.
Now open that bottle I,m busting for a drink
--- im not that thirsty at the momentNow open that bottle I,m busting for a drink
wedward: your on a desert island u have shelter food and when the ship sank over 20000bottles of wine washed ashore but not a bottle opener. then one day a guy walks into your camp off the same ship and he has a bottle opener and 2 glasses what do you say to him?
I'm sure I could figure out how to open a bottle without a bottle opener ...
but if a guy turned up with a bottle opener...
the line would be...
want some?
your palm tree or mine?
wedward: your on a desert island u have shelter food and when the ship sank over 20000bottles of wine washed ashore but not a bottle opener. then one day a guy walks into your camp off the same ship and he has a bottle opener and 2 glasses what do you say to him?
i'd say:
" *Hic*!
Hoi matey! haw'ya've'been?
i seea dat *hic* ...dat ya gotcha a *hic* nicey pairy ofv glassies dere! Aawwwhhh, an' a boottle oppenier!! haw sweet! *hic*
Sooou, betcha ya rilly thirsty now, heh? ooook, see dat pile ofv boottlez ova dear? (trempling pointing finger).
weeell, *hic*, i wouldant take my word on it *hic*, but ifv ya searcha long and hard *hic*, i tink ya can still find a couple full ones!
*hic* "
Manolito: i'd say:
" *Hic*!
Hoi matey! haw'ya've'been?
i seea dat *hic* ...dat ya gotcha a *hic* nicey pairy ofv glassies dere! Aawwwhhh, an' a boottle oppenier!! haw sweet! *hic*
Sooou, betcha ya rilly thirsty now, heh? ooook, see dat pile ofv boottlez ova dear? (trempling pointing finger).
weeell, *hic*, i wouldant take my word on it *hic*, but ifv ya searcha long and hard *hic*, i tink ya can still find a couple full ones!
*hic* "
i see you found the bottles i threw away because salt water had got in to the wine oh dear anybody got a cure for the runs except run faster" *Hic*!
Hoi matey! haw'ya've'been?
i seea dat *hic* ...dat ya gotcha a *hic* nicey pairy ofv glassies dere! Aawwwhhh, an' a boottle oppenier!! haw sweet! *hic*
Sooou, betcha ya rilly thirsty now, heh? ooook, see dat pile ofv boottlez ova dear? (trempling pointing finger).
weeell, *hic*, i wouldant take my word on it *hic*, but ifv ya searcha long and hard *hic*, i tink ya can still find a couple full ones!
*hic* "
wedward: i see you found the bottles i threw away because salt water had got in to the wine oh dear anybody got a cure for the runs except run faster
--- lets have a picnic on this islandwedward: u drown while drunk and smoky walks into my camp and we picnic and open the wine with her opener
i liked that to have a drink ghost
wedward: u drown while drunk and smoky walks into my camp and we picnic and open the wine with her opener
I wont share my wine with anyone ---- its got to last a long time maybe, till a ship arrives. So I will just knock the top off the bottle with a good swift swipe of a rock and pour it down my gullet like you do with a wineskin. Glasses.........
Oh unless the guy is realy some hunk looker and intelligent enough to have conversations with and other stuff .... then maybe .......
smoky: I wont share my wine with anyone ---- its got to last a long time maybe, till a ship arrives. So I will just knock the top off the bottle with a good swift swipe of a rock and pour it down my gullet like you do with a wineskin. Glasses......... Oh unless the guy is realy some hunk looker and intelligent enough to have conversations with and other stuff .... then maybe .......
-- thats me join me
wedward: your on a desert island u have shelter food and when the ship sank over 20000bottles of wine washed ashore but not a bottle opener. then one day a guy walks into your camp off the same ship and he has a bottle opener and 2 glasses what do you say to him?
--- Welcome- Cheers - Salute!
CuspofMagic: --- Welcome- Cheers - Salute!
--- have a good w/e cm
wedward: your on a desert island u have shelter food and when the ship sank over 20000bottles of wine washed ashore but not a bottle opener. then one day a guy walks into your camp off the same ship and he has a bottle opener and 2 glasses what do you say to him?
Hi, you have any cheese to go with this lot?? Preferably Brie... or Cheddar...
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