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Little Sally came home from school with a proud smile on her face and told her mum
'Franki Brown showed me his Willy today'
Before mum could raise a concern Sally said
'It reminded me of a peanut ....'
With a secret smile mum asked
'Was it really small?'
'No ..... really salty'