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Jun 6, 2008 7:53 AM CST THE BEST RUM CAKE EVER RECIPE
Scottishlass
ScottishlassScottishlassKnoxville, Tennessee USA491 Threads 23 Polls 3,324 Posts
1 or 2 quarts Rum
1 tsp Baking Soda
1 Cup butter
1 tsp baking powder
1 tsp brown sugar
1 tsp Lemon Juice
2 Large eggs
1 Cup Sugar
2 Cups Dried Fruits
1 Cup nuts

Before starting, sample the rum to check for quality. Good, isn't it? drinking

Select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc.

Check the rum again. drinking Good, isn't it? (IT must be just right.)
To be sure the rum is of the highest quality, pour one level cup of rum into a glass and drink it. drinking (If the rum quality is not the best, the cake will not be superior.)

With an electric mixer, beat 1 cup butter into a large fluffy bowl.

Add 1 seaspoon of tugar and beat again!

Meanwhile, make sure the rum is of the finest quality---try another cup---Good, isn't it?

Open a second quart of rum if necessary. drinking

Add two large leggs, 2 cups of fried druit, and beat until high.

If the druit gets stuck in the beaters, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Next, sift 3 cups baking powder, a pinch of rum, a seaspoon of toda, and 1 cup of pepper or salt, (it really doesn't matter).

Sample the rum again. drinking Good, inn't it?

Sift 1/2 pint of lemon juice.

Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts.

Add 1 Tablespoon of brown sugar, (or whatever color you find).

Mix well.

Grease and flour that crazy oven, and crank up that cake pan to 350 greedees.

Now, pour the whole mess into the oven. You don't need a pan. Just throw it in.

Now, check that rum again. drinking Good, ain't it?

Now, get someone to watch the oven, cause if you feel like I do, I'm goin to bed.

FOOT NOTE I have tried this recipe three times and never did find the cake when I woke from my nap. All I found was this sticky brown mess all over the kitchen walls and oven and two empty rum bottles.
drinking
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Jun 6, 2008 7:56 AM CST THE BEST RUM CAKE EVER RECIPE
maybe I should try this but without the sampling bit firstrolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 6, 2008 7:58 AM CST THE BEST RUM CAKE EVER RECIPE
katiecharlyn
katiecharlynkatiecharlyndublin, Georgia USA8 Threads 2,748 Posts
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Jun 6, 2008 7:59 AM CST THE BEST RUM CAKE EVER RECIPE
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Love it.drinking
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Jun 6, 2008 8:04 AM CST THE BEST RUM CAKE EVER RECIPE
stefonline
stefonlinestefonlineDublin, Ireland136 Threads 9,702 Posts
Scottishlass: 1 or 2 quarts Rum
1 tsp Baking Soda
1 Cup butter
1 tsp baking powder
1 tsp brown sugar
1 tsp Lemon Juice
2 Large eggs
1 Cup Sugar
2 Cups Dried Fruits
1 Cup nuts

Before starting, sample the rum to check for quality. Good, isn't it?

Select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc.

Check the rum again. Good, isn't it? (IT must be just right.)
To be sure the rum is of the highest quality, pour one level cup of rum into a glass and drink it. (If the rum quality is not the best, the cake will not be superior.)

With an electric mixer, beat 1 cup butter into a large fluffy bowl.

Add 1 seaspoon of tugar and beat again!

Meanwhile, make sure the rum is of the finest quality---try another cup---Good, isn't it?

Open a second quart of rum if necessary.

Add two large leggs, 2 cups of fried druit, and beat until high.

If the druit gets stuck in the beaters, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Next, sift 3 cups baking powder, a pinch of rum, a seaspoon of toda, and 1 cup of pepper or salt, (it really doesn't matter).

Sample the rum again. Good, inn't it?

Sift 1/2 pint of lemon juice.

Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts.

Add 1 Tablespoon of brown sugar, (or whatever color you find).

Mix well.

Grease and flour that crazy oven, and crank up that cake pan to 350 greedees.

Now, pour the whole mess into the oven. You don't need a pan. Just throw it in.

Now, check that rum again. Good, ain't it?

Now, get someone to watch the oven, cause if you feel like I do, I'm goin to bed.

FOOT NOTE I have tried this recipe three times and never did find the cake when I woke from my nap. All I found was this sticky brown mess all over the kitchen walls and oven and two empty rum bottles.






Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rum......Hicccccupppppp.....drinking
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Jun 6, 2008 8:40 AM CST THE BEST RUM CAKE EVER RECIPE
marikin
marikinmarikintokyo, Kanto Japan2 Threads 183 Posts
Sample the rum again. drinking Good, inn't it?

And you r damn right Scottishlass ! sample is a must head banger
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Jun 6, 2008 8:42 AM CST THE BEST RUM CAKE EVER RECIPE
marikin
marikinmarikintokyo, Kanto Japan2 Threads 183 Posts
Thanks for this nice recipe. I ll try it, tasting and allelephant violin dancing dog
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Jun 6, 2008 8:44 AM CST THE BEST RUM CAKE EVER RECIPE
marikin
marikinmarikintokyo, Kanto Japan2 Threads 183 Posts
marikin: Thanks for this nice recipe. I ll try it, tasting and all


HICK ! testing professor
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Jun 6, 2008 8:49 AM CST THE BEST RUM CAKE EVER RECIPE
tunzrok
tunzroktunzroklondon, Ontario Canada900 Posts
Tanks for the recipe I'm on route to the liquor store I gotta try this rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 6, 2008 9:10 AM CST THE BEST RUM CAKE EVER RECIPE
shipoker55
shipoker55shipoker55St. Petersburg, Florida USA211 Threads 2 Polls 9,362 Posts
thanks alot Scottishvery mad I went to the liqour store and bought two bottles of rum. I decided to do the first taste test shortly after leaving the store. I had to taste it, in case I had to return and get a better quality. It IS a long drive.

Well after a really long drink, when I put the bottle down, guess what I saw in the rearview mirror??? You got it. Now I have no licence, and bail was set at $500.


That is one expensive cake. Damn should have tate tested the flour!frustrated
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Jun 6, 2008 9:20 AM CST THE BEST RUM CAKE EVER RECIPE
crotalus_p
crotalus_pcrotalus_pRush, Dublin Ireland43 Threads 6 Polls 2,789 Posts
whats a quart in ml's ???
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Jun 6, 2008 9:20 AM CST THE BEST RUM CAKE EVER RECIPE
marikin
marikinmarikintokyo, Kanto Japan2 Threads 183 Posts
marikin: HICK ! testing


HICK ! testing , as well !professor

Thank you Ship wave
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