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That most delightful color.
But in discussing elephants
Of pastel shades of red
Have me accused of dullard.
Pink elephants exist, I say
Or why would they be
A special colored pachyderm?
Normal elephants don't have
To fight to be said to exist.
Non-pink elephants would go far in
Describing non-pink players.
Pink elephants only seen by soothsayers,
Unless pink elephants
Come out at night, and mostly
In the vicinity of a pub,
Where credible witnesses
Are as rare as a single-horned horse.
Ah, now, you doubters,
You've left me no recourse,
But to cite Reverend Inebriation
Those who don't see the pole
They impact on their drive home
Are those most likely to encounter them.