Men and women (18)
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I'll munch on that till the morning....
this is digging in material )
and I have to sleep.... (yes I do sleep
dragonfly88: I'll munch on that till the morning....
this is digging in material ) and I have to sleep.... (yes I do sleep
this is digging in material ) and I have to sleep.... (yes I do sleep
But only during the hours of sunrise to sunset
Joking DF.
smoky: ...... .......... ........
Plenty Popcorn you're having ........
Conrad73: Plenty Popcorn you're having
Of course, there,s a bunfight a comin fo sho.
Elley: Of course, there,s a bunfight a comin fo sho.
You lost the plot??????????
cathy61: You lost the plot??????????
Never had the bloody plot to begin with Cath, can,t lose what you aint got.
Elley: Never had the bloody plot to begin with Cath, can,t lose what you aint got.
I,m a fire engine, I,m a fire engine...ding a ding, ding a ding.....Anybody seen my plot ? No ? Chocolate anybody ? Oooohhh yes please cherry liqueur, all runny like,lavly....fire.....fire
Elley: I,m a fire engine, I,m a fire engine...ding a ding, ding a ding.....Anybody seen my plot ? No ? Chocolate anybody ? Oooohhh yes please cherry liqueur, all runny like,lavly....fire.....fire
no, no, no… you’re not a fire engine… you might be on fire, but you’re definitely not a fire engine… talk to the local shrink…. I think he has a spare room left somewhere… I know it has chocolate… (you may have a break from ironing) dragonfly88: no, no, no… you’re not a fire engine… you might be on fire, but you’re definitely not a fire engine… talk to the local shrink…. I think he has a spare room left somewhere… I know it has chocolate… (you may have a break from ironing)
Can I have a chocolate fire engine ?
Elley: Can I have a chocolate fire engine ?
yes....
and you can also have chocolate passegers...
the transtations are made of marzipan though...dragonfly88: yes....
and you can also have chocolate passegers... the transtations are made of marzipan though...
and you can also have chocolate passegers... the transtations are made of marzipan though...
Actually it was my shrink who told me I was a fire engine, tho only to stop me believing I,m a helicopter and jumping off high buildings thinking I could fly. I think his idea is to wean me back to normality. So in a while I can think I,m a kiddies scooter and so on.....
Elley: Actually it was my shrink who told me I was a fire engine, tho only to stop me believing I,m a helicopter and jumping off high buildings thinking I could fly. I think his idea is to wean me back to normality. So in a while I can think I,m a kiddies scooter and so on.....
Wow...just realised we got a Scooterman here or hereabouts,dya think he was once a 747,helicopter,fire engine, scooterkiddie.... Maybe he,s got the same shrink.
Elley: Wow...just realised we got a Scooterman here or hereabouts,dya think he was once a 747,helicopter,fire engine, scooterkiddie.... Maybe he,s got the same shrink.
don't know... asking gets people many places...
I think we all have a shared shrink.....
maybe he's on holidays, too much stress, you know?
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Men are just looking for a guaranteed lay, all ready and waiting for them when they get home. Even better if it knows how to cook and clean. Plus the odd sortie away from home if he can get away with it.
Women are just looking for a free meal ticket, for life (having his kids is a great help here, the law will take care of the rest). Even better if he knows how to mend a fuse, mow the lawn,etc. Plus the odd sortie next door if she can get away with it.