You know, Lush, one thing I've never understood is why every woman I desire doesn't do whatever I want her to do? It just seems like some kind of silly tragedy to me....
Ambrose2007: You know, Lush, one thing I've never understood is why every woman I desire doesn't do whatever I want her to do? It just seems like some kind of silly tragedy to me....
And such an easily avoidable tragedy, too. Why won't women simply bow down and submit to my every whim and desire? What am I missing here??
Ambrose2007: And such an easily avoidable tragedy, too. Why won't women simply bow down and submit to my every whim and desire? What am I missing here??
Maybe they think you have a taco instead of a sausage...I'm thinkin the dress....wig and heels might be kinda misleading!!!!!!!!!!!
Ambrose2007: And such an easily avoidable tragedy, too. Why won't women simply bow down and submit to my every whim and desire? What am I missing here??
It's a location problem, Ambrose. Earth isn't the place for a man of your high calibre.
lusciousmile: It's a location problem, Ambrose. Earth isn't the place for a man of your high calibre.
Oh, thanks, Lush. That means a lot coming from you... (funny thing is some women around here echoed your wise sentiments...suggesting I ought to jump in a lake or that I was a Martian or something...)
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