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The undertaker told them, 'You can have her shipped home for £10,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for £100.'
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, 'Why would you spend £10,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and spend only £100?'
The man replied, 'a man died here 2,000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.'