My daughter is halarious... (9)
UnionjoeMedia, Pennsylvania USA48 Threads 760 PostsSydney, my youngest daughter, was just talking to me on the phone. She's 4, btw. In the course of telling me about how her mommy's dog pooped at the doctor's office, (vet), she suddenly stopped and asked me, "Daddy, can you smell my breath?". I almost dropped the phone laughing. Any of you want to share some funny kid stories?
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aww thats cute
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My sis in law had made the bed and her 3 yr old came in and messed it up while she was in the shower. She came out in her towel and asked her daughter to please try to straighten it up, and she went back into the bathroom.
She came out again to find her daughter proudly sitting on the end of the bed, saying "mommy, I got rid of all the wrinkles... Don't you wish I could do that to your BUTT?!"
She came out again to find her daughter proudly sitting on the end of the bed, saying "mommy, I got rid of all the wrinkles... Don't you wish I could do that to your BUTT?!"
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hi Joe -
Yep. My 4 yr old son was caught coloring on the wall (that I just re-painted). First, he dropped the crayon and ran. When I finally found him hiding under his sister's crib he told me he didn't know why he did it, he guessed it was because his "brains just started freaking out"! LOL - I wonder how many criminals would get a suspended sentence for using that excuse!
Yep. My 4 yr old son was caught coloring on the wall (that I just re-painted). First, he dropped the crayon and ran. When I finally found him hiding under his sister's crib he told me he didn't know why he did it, he guessed it was because his "brains just started freaking out"! LOL - I wonder how many criminals would get a suspended sentence for using that excuse!
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This is the same child who came home from preschool one day and said very excitedly to her parents, "I know the difference between boys and girls!"
Her parents waited, cringing, holding their breath...
Girls wear their socks folded down and boys don't!
Her parents waited, cringing, holding their breath...
Girls wear their socks folded down and boys don't!
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OMG, that is really halarious.
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LMAO, I've had those same kinds of moments.....
But I never could get away them.
But I never could get away them.
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cute Joe! thanks for sharing!
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Those were all cute stories.
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