mistaken identity ( Archived) (6)

mark and michael were identical twins, who would confuse many people who didnt know them. mark owned a dilapidated old boat, which sank the same day that michaels wife died. a few days later an old lady swas mark and mistaking him for michael, said,"i am sorry to hear about your loss, you must feel just terrible." now mark thinking she was talking about his boat said,"heck no, in fact, i am sort of glad to be rid of her. she was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. she was always losing her water, and she had a bad crack in her back and a pretty big hole in the front too. every time i used her the hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. i guess what finally finished her off was when i rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. i warned then that she wasnt very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. the fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle. THE OLD LADY FAINTED!

This is absolutely hilarious!!

Thanks for sharing it!!

i just thought it was time for more humor