Ogre and troll Wanted to bowl But were banned From many alleys.
So they walked, Or thumped and crept To the cave wherein Once a dragon slept.
Using legbones From unfortunate Barbecued knaves They fashioned pins, And with the polished Skulls of hapless wizards They fashioned balls.
An alley they made In this gruesome cavern And ordered they a keg Of ale from a nearby tavern, They went to their passion And for weeks you could hear The skulls and knees crashing.
Until one fateful day, A wager lost, or won, They had a frightful row Ogre tossed a boulder And troll, he bit a shoulder And rolling, rolling out the door They fell a great height And were seen no more.
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Wanted to bowl
But were banned
From many alleys.
So they walked,
Or thumped and crept
To the cave wherein
Once a dragon slept.
Using legbones
From unfortunate
Barbecued knaves
They fashioned pins,
And with the polished
Skulls of hapless wizards
They fashioned balls.
An alley they made
In this gruesome cavern
And ordered they a keg
Of ale from a nearby tavern,
They went to their passion
And for weeks you could hear
The skulls and knees crashing.
Until one fateful day,
A wager lost, or won,
They had a frightful row
Ogre tossed a boulder
And troll, he bit a shoulder
And rolling, rolling out the door
They fell a great height
And were seen no more.