HORRIBLE DATE STORIES ( Archived) (72)

I have one and it's funny....

will mention just the outlines...

I chatted one girl her voice is one of kind.. she used to sing for me every night.. she wanted that and loved so from my side i wasn't preventing her from anything...

after couple of months she told Khader.. I love you so much... and i said like .. i like but we have never meet and i would like to do so .. so we can at least see each other and you know how it is..

well she said i want that so much but i wanna send you something to your e-mail please see it and don't get angry..

My head was spinning and spinnin.. what is this she wanna send it.. impatiently waited till finally i received the e-mail...


I open it and ... what is this... it was her wedding party and there is a guy hugin her who is her husband..

hehehe.. she is crazy... i called her and really was so angry telling her what the hell is this and why you didn't even say such thing...

well her answer was... my husband is in another country and i need love so i found you and i wanna make love to you before i go back to my husband and follow him in country called qatar....


i said .. you know what you are so crazy and i wont do it.. though there is evil thing inside was pushing to do so............ naaaaaaaaah all over then

GREAT

My worst date was agreeing to meet a guy for coffee, then finding out he meant at breakfast time. Morning was not created for meeting new people. Freakin' morning people!

ok, so before I begin, I was a novice at internet dating ok? but I got this email from a woman who posted no picture. this was back around 2000. should I go further?

really? you sure now? she had a voice of an angel. Sure you want me to continue?

ok, you asked for it! we spoke for about a week, and finally set to meet at a bowling alley in town, where I bowled on Friday nights until about 9, so we planned on late dinner date.

I had told my friends about this blind date, and of course, I then became the laughing stock of the evening.

I kept looking down towards the entrance, to see what this woman would look like. AND THEN! it happened! I looked, and there walking towards me, was an excessively overweight woman. Now folks, I have nothing against what you do with your body, yet as for me, I am not attracted to overweight women. I've got friends that are overwieght, bur romanticly, it does nothing for me. Plus she is wearing ARMY fatigues. no! not U.S. issued, WAL-MART issued.

Anyway, I knew it was her, because she smiled from ear to ear. I, thinking quickly, ran to my buddies and said, " DO NOT LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THIS WOMAN!" of course they laughed. we left the lanes in 3 cars. I had to buy my friends dinner too for their company. deals a deal.
we got to lone star steak house, and the wait was 40 minutes. OH! hell no ! I said. let's go to TIGF.............another 35 minute wait, so we tried Chile's, but before leaving for Chile's, I had told her if there was more than a half hour wait, I was going to call it a night, as it was now past 10;00 PM, and the kitchens would be closing soon. we raced ahead of her car to get to chile's before she did, and damit if there was not a soul in the place. But again, my quick thinking took over, and I met her in the parking lot and quickly said the wait was too long.
that ended the evening for our date.

Now you might say to yourself. " this is not a date nightmare?" but you see, it was, because the following Friday I had to treat my friends to dinner. All 4 of them. Remember, a deal is a deal. so this non date, cost me a fortune with food and drinks. that is my nightmare, which I learned a valuable lesson from.

i asked her for dinner

you all had terrible experiences

I had a date for dinner with a retired Police Detective, we had a pleasant enough time, but, he too had posted a really old picture of himself, he was an old ugly man. I later e-mailed him thanking him for dinner but said I didn't feel we were a good match. I was polite to him and a lady! Well, I got filthy e-mails from him of which I can't repeat they were soooo awful! What a shocker!! Plus he has used my e-mail address to sign me up for numerous objectional sites!

THAT was one scary guy there Kitty. Glad you got rid of him woh that was close.