A blonde went to get her hair cut in a salon and when she arrived she specifically told the girl that was cutting her hair that she could not take off her ear phones for any reason at all.
But when the hair stylist started to cut her hair the ear phones were getting in the way, so the hair stylist moved the cords and the ear phones fell out of the blonde's ears.
And the blonde started to die!
The hair stylist picked up the ear phones to listen and heard, "breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out...."
p_seg: A blonde went to get her hair cut in a salon and when she arrived she specifically told the girl that was cutting her hair that she could not take off her ear phones for any reason at all.
But when the hair stylist started to cut her hair the ear phones were getting in the way, so the hair stylist moved the cords and the ear phones fell out of the blonde's ears.
And the blonde started to die!
The hair stylist picked up the ear phones to listen and heard, "breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out...."
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Thanks for the tip! Being a typical blonde myself,,,,,,,,I kin use all the help I kin get!
p_seg: A blonde went to get her hair cut in a salon and when she arrived she specifically told the girl that was cutting her hair that she could not take off her ear phones for any reason at all.
But when the hair stylist started to cut her hair the ear phones were getting in the way, so the hair stylist moved the cords and the ear phones fell out of the blonde's ears.
And the blonde started to die!
The hair stylist picked up the ear phones to listen and heard, "breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out...."
That's a good one. My favorite blond joke though is that.... (it's sooo logical)
Two blonds sitting at the night on the shore in Australia and talking.
One of them asks. What do you think, what's closer? Florida or the Moon?
The other one says: Hello???!!!! Can you see Florida from here?
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But when the hair stylist started to cut her hair the ear phones were getting in the way, so the hair stylist moved the cords and the ear phones fell out of the blonde's ears.
And the blonde started to die!
The hair stylist picked up the ear phones to listen and heard, "breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out...."