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Jul 10, 2008 2:08 PM CST Blonde's haircut
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta340 Threads 4,497 Posts
A blonde went to get her hair cut in a salon and when she arrived she specifically told the girl that was cutting her hair that she could not take off her ear phones for any reason at all.

But when the hair stylist started to cut her hair the ear phones were getting in the way, so the hair stylist moved the cords and the ear phones fell out of the blonde's ears.

And the blonde started to die!

The hair stylist picked up the ear phones to listen and heard, "breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out...."
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Jul 10, 2008 2:10 PM CST Blonde's haircut
Lillym
LillymLillymSliema, Majjistral Malta33 Threads 3,391 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Gees this is a good blonde joke.... never heard it before!!!
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Jul 10, 2008 2:17 PM CST Blonde's haircut
bluebelle4000
bluebelle4000bluebelle4000Meath, Ireland46 Threads 6,001 Posts
Ha ha Very Good... i must be a clever blonde then lol... i can breathe all on my own.... rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 10, 2008 4:19 PM CST Blonde's haircut
Scottishlass
ScottishlassScottishlassKnoxville, Tennessee USA491 Threads 23 Polls 3,324 Posts
excellent!!!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 14, 2008 10:14 AM CST Blonde's haircut
Diamond123
Diamond123Diamond123Fort Worth, Texas USA86 Threads 460 Posts
p_seg: A blonde went to get her hair cut in a salon and when she arrived she specifically told the girl that was cutting her hair that she could not take off her ear phones for any reason at all.

But when the hair stylist started to cut her hair the ear phones were getting in the way, so the hair stylist moved the cords and the ear phones fell out of the blonde's ears.

And the blonde started to die!

The hair stylist picked up the ear phones to listen and heard, "breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out...."


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Thanks for the tip! laugh
Being a typical blonde myself,,,,,,,,I kin use all the help I kin get!rolling on the floor laughing dancing
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Aug 14, 2008 10:41 AM CST Blonde's haircut
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA152 Threads 8 Polls 18,150 Posts
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Aug 14, 2008 11:06 AM CST Blonde's haircut
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
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Aug 14, 2008 1:03 PM CST Blonde's haircut
riyablossom
riyablossomriyablossomsomewhere, Pennsylvania USA184 Threads 18 Polls 11,244 Posts
laugh
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Aug 14, 2008 1:06 PM CST Blonde's haircut
ANurse4U
ANurse4UANurse4UMemphis, Tennessee USA14 Threads 525 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 14, 2008 1:14 PM CST Blonde's haircut
wixomwizard
wixomwizardwixomwizardWixom, Michigan USA35 Threads 3,636 Posts
It's those damn midgets again, I just know it! Or maybe it was the wee people from erlandconfused
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Aug 14, 2008 1:15 PM CST Blonde's haircut
friendsfirst
friendsfirstfriendsfirstBurbank, Illinois USA105 Threads 1 Polls 5,965 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing funny
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Aug 14, 2008 5:24 PM CST Blonde's haircut
mynameisvivi
mynameisvivimynameisviviMexico City, Mexico48 Posts
p_seg: A blonde went to get her hair cut in a salon and when she arrived she specifically told the girl that was cutting her hair that she could not take off her ear phones for any reason at all.

But when the hair stylist started to cut her hair the ear phones were getting in the way, so the hair stylist moved the cords and the ear phones fell out of the blonde's ears.

And the blonde started to die!

The hair stylist picked up the ear phones to listen and heard, "breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out...."


That's a good one. My favorite blond joke though is that.... (it's sooo logical)

Two blonds sitting at the night on the shore in Australia and talking.

One of them asks. What do you think, what's closer? Florida or the Moon?

The other one says: Hello???!!!! Can you see Florida from here?
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Aug 14, 2008 5:27 PM CST Blonde's haircut
wixomwizard
wixomwizardwixomwizardWixom, Michigan USA35 Threads 3,636 Posts
mynameisvivi: That's a good one. My favorite blond joke though is that.... (it's sooo logical)

Two blonds sitting at the night on the shore in Australia and talking.

One of them asks. What do you think, what's closer? Florida or the Moon?

The other one says: Hello???!!!! Can you see Florida from here?
Cute,but not quite as cute as you. How are things in mexico?rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wave
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Aug 15, 2008 9:47 PM CST Blonde's haircut
mynameisvivi
mynameisvivimynameisviviMexico City, Mexico48 Posts
wixomwizard: Cute,but not quite as cute as you. How are things in mexico?


Thanks. :)

Truth? I have had it with Mexico.
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