Ralf74Bacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia4,241 posts
Wanna be a bear...you get to hibernate and do nothing for 6 months. Before you hibernate you get to eat yourself stupid. When you are a girl bear, you birth your children, who are the size of walnuts, while you're sleeping and wake to cute, partially grown cubs. If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business and you just swat anyone who bothers your cubs and if they get out of line, you swat them too. Your mate expects you to wake up growling and he expects that you'll have hairy legs and excess body fat, yup, wanna be a bear!!!
Ralf74: Wanna be a bear...you get to hibernate and do nothing for 6 months. Before you hibernate you get to eat yourself stupid. When you are a girl bear, you birth your children, who are the size of walnuts, while you're sleeping and wake to cute, partially grown cubs. If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business and you just swat anyone who bothers your cubs and if they get out of line, you swat them too. Your mate expects you to wake up growling and he expects that you'll have hairy legs and excess body fat, yup, wanna be a bear!!!
Ralf74: Wanna be a bear...you get to hibernate and do nothing for 6 months. Before you hibernate you get to eat yourself stupid. When you are a girl bear, you birth your children, who are the size of walnuts, while you're sleeping and wake to cute, partially grown cubs. If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business and you just swat anyone who bothers your cubs and if they get out of line, you swat them too. Your mate expects you to wake up growling and he expects that you'll have hairy legs and excess body fat, yup, wanna be a bear!!!
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